My nose, she is stuffed... and female. How's winter treating you, if you're ~lucky~ enough to be in cold weather for winter? I like the cold weather itself (ohh chills and icyness ahh I love it), I just hate colds. And coughs. And sneezes. BUT. Anywho!
Enjoy part 239! :)
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[crazy hand motions]
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I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED
THE ENTIRE WORLD RAN OUT OF COFFE
what do you plan to do
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NO WAY! OH MAN! I'm gonna have to produce some outta thin air. And make it FLOAT.
..it'll be light coffee.
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Well, better try, I guess.
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[tries his HARDEST, even attempting to remember some of England's crazy spells. But all he gets out of that is some weird handwaving and words that sound quite a lot like the entire cast of Harry Potter mixed in with nonsense Spanish words, most of which he probably learned by reading a Taco Bell menu]
[produces nothing, of course]
...okay. So it's invisible coffee. MINDFREAK!
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(tries to touch it)
Come on, you can do better than that... Can't you scientifically reproduce it or something?
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[...will continue trying, though, somehow believing through blind faith that a rainstorm of coffee cans will magically produce itself.]
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...call me if it works, okay? Thanks.
I'm gonna see if someone else can bring it back.
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It's totally workin' right now man, just maybe in some other country. Somewhere...
[yeah, he'll call you once he goes to Walmart, buys a few cans and strategically plants them]
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NOT FOR LONG.
I'm Criss Angel, and I can BRING THEM ALL BACK. Just lemme find a good spot out in the desert first.
I'll even bring back the ones with PLAY PLACES!
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Total mindfreak. And not the me, Criss Angel, kind. THE BAD KIND. Should I go stop him with my powers?!
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