part 243 eggs in a basket

[aphanon_meme]

... which is what I'm eating! Just one, though, not 243. Because I don't think I could ever eat that many at one time. It is delicious at breakfast and at night! What's your favorite breakfast food? inquiring mod wants to know! for scientific reasons or because I just want to exchange pleasantries okay this is getting awkward now I'll stopEnjoy

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=626318056#t626318056

[young_prosvita]

[pats his shoulder]

[hoping maybe he um... doesn't notice she's wearing a Playboy Bunny costume]

SJFLKLSKJF

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[glances ove---]

[FLUSHES AND IMMEDIATELY LOOKS AWAY]

;3; Sorry!

[young_prosvita]

[pats his shoulder again]

U-um, excuse me. I... I need you.

FFF IT'S OKAY

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[LALALA NOT LOOKING]

W-what for?

[young_prosvita]

W-would you dance with me?

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[OH GOD WHAT]

Wh-

[TEMPORARY STATE OF SHOCK]

...d-do I have to?

[young_prosvita]

N-no, I wouldn't want you to do anything if you didn't want to. I-it was part of my dare to ask someone to dance.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

I-I see.

[...CONFLICTING FEELINGS OF GUILT AND OHGODNESS]

[GUILT WINS]

I-I guess I could like, dance with you.

B-but I'm like, really bad at dancing.

...a-and can I like, close my eyes?

[young_prosvita]

I don't mind.

[smiles and brings a boombox]

[starts swaying her hips and goes to hold his hands]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[okay maybe closing eyes is a bad idea so he decides on just trying to avert his gaze fdsfsd]

[...h-how does he dance]

[answer: all stiff and awkward-like]

[young_prosvita]

[awkwardly keeps her eyes on him and sways]

[more awkward is the fact that she can't really remember your name]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[d-does the same, he has no idea what he's doing]

[...it's because he's just a tiny little special administrative region, isn't it]

[young_prosvita]

[the song ends and she lets go]

[clears her throat]

Th-that was kind of you to dance with me.

[that's pretty much the reason]

sorry, afked and now I've gotta go, back in a bit! but this will be over soon anyway right \;3;

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[IT'S OVER, THANK GOD.]

A-ah, it's nothing.

[...you horrible person]

Ahhh I have to leave anyway! ;A;

[young_prosvita]

[feels so bad she can't remember his name!]

S-s-spasybo Thank you!
A-and please thank your brother about the visas.

[skitters away]

[trips]

thank you for tagging meeeee! /;u;/

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[it's alright, he's kind of used to it by now sob]

Y-you're like, welcome, and I will.

[...runs off jkdsfsjddgs]