part 243 eggs in a basket

[aphanon_meme]

... which is what I'm eating! Just one, though, not 243. Because I don't think I could ever eat that many at one time. It is delicious at breakfast and at night! What's your favorite breakfast food? inquiring mod wants to know! for scientific reasons or because I just want to exchange pleasantries okay this is getting awkward now I'll stopEnjoy

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=624418280#t624418280

[fruited_plain]

[loud noises and some bangs and hammering sounds later and a stage appears on the meme]

[bake_einsamcake]

In public? Can't you at least move to a more secluded area? There might be children around...

[fruited_plain]

Cause we gotta have judges!

Wanna be a judge?

[bake_einsamcake]

I-- no! I still have work left to finish at home.

Who organized this in the first place anyway?

[fruited_plain]

I did!

[undoes top shirt buttons and leaaaans over]

C'mon, you of all people don't wanna be a judge? I know you'd be fair!

[pout pout]

[bake_einsamcake]

[leans back slightly, clutching his briefcase]

I, ah, have no prior experience with judging such contests; it would be better if you asked somebody else.

[how does one judge a strip-off between fellow countries without damaging relations]

[fruited_plain]

Are you suuuuuuuuure? 'Cause only other me's volunteered so far but he's gonna vote for me anyway.

[shirt's slipping off now oh dear]

[bake_einsamcake]

[looks around - where is Monaco, surely she would agree with his assessment - whoa, whoa, what are you doing America]

Wait!

[puts his hands on her shoulders, partly to keep her from stripping any further, partly to keep the shirt up]

This contest hasn't even begun yet! Has it? And surely there are further rules to it. Shouldn't the participants' performances be confined to the stage area?

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=624550632#t624550632 <- Actual strippage!

[fruited_plain]

They are!

And uh the rule is whoever is uh, artistically the best stripper wins so you gotta judge!

[dude just say yes and let's get this over with]

/moving downthread /o/

[bake_einsamcake]

Artistically..?

And that is the only rule?

[follows her over to the stage]

[this feels increasingly like a bad idea, but just letting things proceed without supervision would be irresponsible - what if a spotlighter falls or something]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=624418280#t624418280

[fruited_plain]

It's a stripping competition!

[sashays around since she's going first]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=624418280#t624418280

[fruited_plain]

You can be a judge! We gotta have people to judge!

And nuh-uh, it's awesome!

[starts dancing to it]

[shaking that bootay]

[what do]

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/63976.html?thread=624550632#t624550632 <- actual strippage

[fruited_plain]

[blissfully ignorant]

C'moooooon England, judge us!

[shrugging shoulder out of shirt a little to bare it and pouting]