part 246 things you won't believe

Feb 02, 2011 16:58

I've been watching Jesus Christ Superstar today... the ~Millennium~ version! Very different ( Read more... )

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...sdfjfsdkj fffffffff xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 04:11:26 UTC
Sure, but like...

[holding dildo very cautiously]

...what do I do with this?

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xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 04:22:53 UTC


How do you give a massage with a dildo.

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xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 04:29:33 UTC
...in that case, how do you give a massage with like, whatever this is.

[you have a strange imagination]

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xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 04:46:56 UTC
--do you even know where that's been.

[this is mildly disturbing for his poor innocent imagination]

[which has more likely than not been tainted during his colonial years but]

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xiaolongbaozhu February 5 2011, 05:03:05 UTC
That.. is good to know?

[he's just going to]

[not ask why you carved a wooden dildo with your own two hands]

...anyway okay so I'll be like off to offer everyone massages with massage oil and a not-dildo.

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