part 247 barnyard friends

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Happy Superbowl Sunday, I suppose, even though I don't watch football and I'm way more excited for Titanic 2 which starts in a few minutes OH YEAH. I'm sure it will be an amazing piece of cinema, too. I hope your weekend went well! At least the snow has (mostly) stopped here, though things are still buried

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[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[OH DEAR GOD]

[FROZEN IN FEAR]

[king_o_monsters]

[prowls around you, wondering if you'd taste better charred or raw]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[fight or flight instinct kicks in]

[WITH AN ALMIGHTY SQUEAK HE CHARGES TOWARDS YOU]

[king_o_monsters]

[No time to decide - raw is fine, too!]

[Lowers his body and opens his maw wide, displaying two gleaming sets of meter-long teeth]

[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[DUCKS BENEATH YOUR HEAD]

[CONTINUES RUNNING STRAIGHT AHEAD AND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS]

[king_o_monsters]

REEEAAAAAAIIIAAAHHH!!

[ATTEMPTS TO FOLLOW UNDERNEATH HIS OWN LEGS]

[This can only end poorly]

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[xiaoxiongmaozi]

[JUST AS PLANNED]

[skitters until he's a safe distance away to watch what happens]