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Part 20 has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Jun 26, 2009 19:08

I hope it didn't take too long to post the new part, I just woke up and I'm not sure exactly when it maxed. And aw, I'm sick in bed right now, so I haven't been able to follow the meme and I missed the maxing! :( I'm going to sleep again now.

Anyway, Part 20! Make it awesome!
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ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:01:00 UTC

Once upon a time there was a girl who found a centipede in her bathroom late one night. The girl screamed and decided to ignore the centipede in hopes that it would go away, because she was too much of a pussy to kill it. Unfortunately for her, the centipede came back the next night, but she was too scared to kill the evil little thing again. On the third night, the bug was back on her bathroom mirror, and she got so fed up with it she bravely grabbed her can of extra hold hair spray and sprayed the little fucker into oblivion. This took quite some time as it was a persistent little fellow. But, in the end, it crumpled up and finally dropped dead. The poor girl didn't want to kill it, but she couldn't use the bathroom for three nights in a row, and it was getting ridiculous.

On the fourth night she had a nightmare that the little fuck came back with it's children to plague her for the rest of her life.

Then she went to the bathroom and another fucking centipede was there.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:23:16 UTC

WITH VIGOR

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:27:31 UTC

Isn't it so cute.
TOO BAD IT'S IN YOUR STOMACH JERK
China I thought that you eating all these weird things were just rumors /sob

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:30:38 UTC

How you think I keep my young look?
I DO NOT REGRET!

Also, I like cats more anyway.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:33:11 UTC

I-I have two kitties *panics*
They are staying very, very far away from you china.
NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS THEY SEEM THEY'RE ALL LOADED WITH HAIRBALLS ANYWAY.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:37:43 UTC

Oh no, I mean I would eat dog more than cat!
Kitty-chan would be very upset if he saw I eat cat.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME anonymous June 27 2009, 07:45:08 UTC

oh china.
kitty-chan, as you said, is not really, alive, so I doubt it would bother him too much. It's not like he knows what you are doing.
B-but you still can not eat my cats.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 08:09:36 UTC

It is integrity that is important!

I never say I want to eat your cats!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:17:56 UTC

With some lemongrass, fish sauce, an oven, and a side of kimchi, that's how!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:14:26 UTC

There's some back in my room!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:18:21 UTC

Oh, good boy!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:19:20 UTC

It's on my bed!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:21:46 UTC

...did you clean your bed

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:22:40 UTC

Why would I do that.

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME 4kyearoldvirgin June 27 2009, 07:24:37 UTC

DISGUSTING!!

WHEN WAS LAST TIME YOU CHANGE SHEETS?!

Re: ONCE UPON A TIME soul_of_seoul June 27 2009, 07:27:47 UTC

Last time you came over?

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