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aphanon_meme

part 248 jaded mandolins

Feb 10, 2011 19:10

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped ( Read more... )

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Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:19:56 UTC

Excuse me, have you seen an adorable and loveable panda around here anywhere?

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 02:28:20 UTC

No.

Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:30:22 UTC

[sighs]

[:(]

I saw a panda but now I can't find him! He was really fluffy and sweet and I fed him and touched him and he was gonna come home with me and live in my house...

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 02:34:01 UTC

Sorry about your loss.

[not really]

Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:36:31 UTC

[sniffles]

[holds up a bag of vegetables]

I even bought him all this stuff! What am I going to do with it now?

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 02:42:41 UTC

You could like, eat it yourself.

Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:45:47 UTC

But that's no fun at all!

I wanted to feed them to my favorite panda like a baby, you know--

[holds up a carrot and moves it around]

Here comes the panda express, CHOOOO CHOOOOOO!

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 02:48:51 UTC

I see.

[no he doesn't, his eyes are pointedly fixed on his phone]

Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:51:13 UTC

[peers over]

... Can you call the panda on your phone?

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 02:53:24 UTC

No.

Re: +1 anonymous February 11 2011, 02:54:50 UTC

Oh.

[stares at the ground]

...

Want a carrot?

Re: +1 xiaolongbaozhu February 11 2011, 03:02:01 UTC

No.

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