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aphanon_meme

part 248 jaded mandolins

Feb 10, 2011 19:10

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped ( Read more... )

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niholoid February 13 2011, 04:56:10 UTC

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niholoid February 13 2011, 04:57:55 UTC

/resists urge to bad!touch

/it's your birthday after all

niholoid February 13 2011, 04:59:26 UTC

[ if he knew, he would be very grateful ]

[ greets with a small bow ]

niholoid February 13 2011, 04:58:56 UTC

TIME FOR BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!

niholoid February 13 2011, 04:59:59 UTC

I- I do not think that is necessary!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:00:44 UTC

It's tradition!

So, how many is it? 1000? 2000?

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:02:50 UTC

I have not heard of such a tradition!

[ it might be around 2670 or so... ]

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:04:37 UTC

It's a good ol' American one! It's my favorite birthday gift!

Don't you want your present...?

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:09:02 UTC

A-American... of course.

[ how can he get out of this ]

You do not have to be so generous, anonymous-san!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:21:22 UTC

How can you say that! You're my second favorite nation! I only want you to have the best present I can give.

And that gift is birthday spankings.

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:27:08 UTC

[ his heart warms a little at 'second favorite nation' but that wasn't what he should be thinking about! ]

I-- do not wished to be spanked!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:28:04 UTC

But it's tradition. I came all this way just to spank you! Hours of walking! Hours! And you won't even let me give you one little spanking!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:34:58 UTC

[ damn you striking his tradition weakness ]

[ lowers his voice to a mumble ] If... it is only a small spanking. And only one.

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:36:35 UTC

[HAPPY SMILE]

Oh, I knew you wouldn't let me down!

[sits on a very convenient bench]

Now just lay over my lap and it'll be the best birthday you've ever had!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:40:15 UTC

[ ohkamisamawhydidheagree ]

[ quickly looks around to make sure there is no one around ]

M-must I lay over in such a position..?!

niholoid February 13 2011, 05:50:07 UTC

What's the matter? It's just so I can give you proper birthday spanking! We're friends, after all!

[pats her lap]

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