part 248 jaded mandolins

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped

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this result, lmao, what did I do.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Makes a face at results.]

A flaming uke?

[Hrmph. Takes test again, gdi.]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[fruited_plain]

Hey, you got it too! What's an uke?

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[OH GOD, NOT YOU.]

A-ah, an uke, um, you see...it's when someone submits to another while making love. [Slow nod. Best way he can...describe it right now. He can't deny he likes to look nice, but come on, quiz, come on D:]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[fruited_plain]

What, really?

[BURSTS OUT LAUGHING]

You're an "Uke?!" [doubles over]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[D:]

[Oh jeez, his reputation, so finely crafted, so well tuned.]

T-this test is utterly false, I'll have you know! [Watch as he shoves test results into a trash can.]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[fruited_plain]

But the flaming part's really accurate, y'know!

[still laughing]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[le_coq_gaulois]

It is not! What would make you think such a thing?

[Dusts himself off, makes sure his hair is set right after getting so flustered. He is not flaming, gdi.]

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[fruited_plain]

[walks away still chuckling to self]

Whatever you say man, whatever you say.

Re: this result, lmao, what did I do.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Just going to keep taking the test over and over until he gets desirable result, dammit.]

whatever you did you probably did right.

[failiciano]

F-Fratellone isn't on fire is he?

[SERIOUS CONCERN HERE.]

dammit :| You're all so mean to France

[le_coq_gaulois]

[UH.]

Non, non, I'm afraid that's not what it means. [He'll be looking OVER HERE.]

I'm sorry France, I do not mean it but you are just so easy.

[failiciano]

Oh, that's good! Being on fire isn't very nice, I don't think. Although it might be really warm--maybe it means you're warm, Fratellone! [Because clearly you must be confused as the rest of us. also diverts his attention OVER THERE.] What're we looking at?

Why does he have to be a seekrit uke, nooooo. Damn you Itaallyy :<

[le_coq_gaulois]

It doesn't mean I'm warm, I'm afraid.

Nevermind all this! [Pats on his shoulders.] Shouldn't you be off with someone? Germany, perhaps? Surely you have work to do. [GET OUT GET OUT EVERYONE GET OUT HE'S HAVING A MOMENT.]

It does not have to be a seekriiiiit. Embrace iiiiiit. D: W-wait, don't damn Italy he's sorry ;;;

[failiciano]

Has it been cold at Fratellone's house?

Ve? [Pats make him feel good!] Well, with all the recent scandal about my boss, I've been taking the opportunity not to work, like a form of protest! And Germany's been busy working. . . . [NOT THAT THIS HAS EVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE also what did you expect, him to work?]

Oh, I assure you he does. :| He just doesn't tell no on. Aww, sorry Italy :<

[le_coq_gaulois]

Non, nothing out of the ordinary...[Gets off subject.]

Ah, yes, then perhaps you should take an early holiday, yes? You deserve after all! [Starts shuffling him off.] Get yourself to a reliable travel agent and I'm sure you'll have a fabulous time~!

Silly Franceypants. >: Italy says it's okay.

[failiciano]

[easily shuffled!] V-ve, but I like being at my house. . . . Mm! But, a holiday sounds nice! That's a good idea! You should come, too, since you work so hard! [And put up with Germany, which some of them are still getting over the shock from!]