part 248 jaded mandolins

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped

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OH HI THERE WHAT

[lookscold]

[ Side glance. Siiiiiiiiiide... Glance...? ]

... Something wrong?

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/65189.html?thread=637413285#t637413285

[xiaolongbaozhu]

J-just an, um.

Dare.

...a-actually yeah it's just a dare and it's not like anything will happen if I don't complete it right.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA oh man

[lookscold]

Dare?

... I'm not sure what it is, but I've been around here long enough to know that you should probably complete it before something bad happens. Thinks about how bad the dares is and multiply the horror by about a hundred... This place has a twisted way of getting what it wants...

ikr skjfddfsdfsj 1/3

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[WELL SHIT]

....o-okay well, like.

2/3

[xiaolongbaozhu]

What if I told you I had to like.

3/3 and I don't know who the second nation should be ksfkjds /A\

[xiaolongbaozhu]

...kiss two nations of my choice.

[on the mouth and with tongue but you don't have to know that]

sdhglksadf MAN I HAVE NO IDEA that's so silly

[lookscold]

[ HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO ASSUME OR THINK THAT HE'S ON THE LIST OF POSSIBLE CHOICES, YOU KNOW. ]

... W-Well... At least you get to choose. Others don't even get a choice a lot of the time...

I KNOW RIGHT mannnn orz

[xiaolongbaozhu]

B-but wouldn't like, having no choice would be better because otherwise the person you choose would think that it means something or something.

And like, start avoiding you or something and it'd be all like awkward or something and...

[gdi why is he flushing]

[lookscold]

[ Okay. You got him there. Still, he'd rather be forced into that awkwardness than kiss someone like England. ]

Good point... Just tell them you were dared to do it to them specifically? I mean, lying just this once would be okay... If it, you know, helps with the embarrassment of it...

[ GETTIN' PRETTY RED THERE, HK. ]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[BRILLIANT IDEA, BUT]

W-well.

...what if it's too late for that.

[lookscold]

[ IT'S GOING RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD, YO. imi wakannai, bro. ]

So... You told the person you were gonna, um, do that with already? And they didn't go for it?

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[WOW ICELAND, DENSE MUCH]

N-no... I'm actually telling them right... now...

[...maybe he should run away right now before you catch on and pretend he didn't say anything]

1/3

[lookscold]

Right now? But there isn't anyone else aroun--

2/3

[lookscold]

3/3

[lookscold]

[ DING DING DING. ]

You...

Y-You want me to...

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[AVOIDING YOUR EYES LIKE WOAH]

N-not if you like, don't want to, I-I'm not forcing you to do it if you really mind...