part 248 jaded mandolins

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[sneaks up all ninja-like from behind]

[sticks arms past your head and lifts your glasses off your face]

[FLEES!]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/65189.html?thread=638733733#t638733733

[stop_hacking_me]

[what was-]
[looks around]
[squint]
[someone's running off? must be another one of those damned anons stealing his glasses.]

Anon!

EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[xiaolongbaozhu]

It wasn't them! Skrrrrrrt!
IT WAS HONG KONG! GO FIGHT HIM! SKRRRRT!

Re: EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[stop_hacking_me]

...Anon, fighting him won't accomplish anything.

[not to mention that by this point, he can't even see where Hong Kong has run off to.]

Re: EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[xiaolongbaozhu]

CURSE YOU FOR CHOOSING TRUTH. I WOULD HAVE DARED YOU TO FIGHT HIM.

/SKITTERS AROUND YOU A BIT

Re: EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[stop_hacking_me]

...Hm.

[squints and tries to watch you skitter around]
[gets dizzy]

The only dare I ever refused to follow through on was one to fight...

Re: EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[xiaolongbaozhu]

YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY, EESTI!
ALWAYS SOLVING THINGS WITHOUT VIOLENCE! YOU SHOULD GO HAVE A TALK WITH HIM, THEN!

Re: EYES.GIF TO SAVE THE DAY!

[stop_hacking_me]

...I'm not sure how to approach him.

[After anon told him that hong Kong knocked out and took advantage of Iceland...]