part 248 jaded mandolins

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped

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[fruited_plain]

[wanders in]

[it is almost Valentine's day after all!]

[amemus_romam]

[great fortune! a pretty female wearing only a moderate amount of clothing!]

Won't you give this old man a kiss?

[perhaps he has not realized that these days people don't find old men quite as hot]

[fruited_plain]

[blinks]

Huh, okay!

[peck on the check]

[amemus_romam]

[points upwards at the sign]

On the lips, it says!

[fruited_plain]

Oh, haha guess you're right!

[leans up for a kiss and starts to giggle cause his stubble is tickling her cheek]

[amemus_romam]

[SMOOCH]

[fruited_plain]

[whoa okay what]

[pulls back]

Isn't that kinda much for someone you just met?

[amemus_romam]

[pouts in disappointment]

Come now! No need to be as stiff as little Britannia!

[fruited_plain]

England? Pfft I'd have to be a- uh [thinks] statue! Yeah that! To be as stiff as him!

[but still]