part 248 jaded mandolins

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped

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[tonytheslide]

[wiggles] [W-well gee, Miss, anywhere you want is fine!]

[B-but if you feel bad about kissing a slide, you can break me! I won't mind!]

[fruited_plain]

B-but why would I want to hurt you just to kiss you?!

[tonytheslide]

[wiggles] [It doesn't hurt when you break me, promise! 'Sides, if you break me, I turn into a kid! And I guess a kid's easier to kiss than a slide!]

[fruited_plain]

Really?! That's so cool!

So how do I break ya?

...

[kicks?]

[tonytheslide]

[kicked! wobbles a little] [You gotta hit me really, really hard! Or you can jump on me, that's how a lotta people do it!]

[fruited_plain]

Okay!

[scoots back, gets into a running spring and JUMPS!]

1/2

[tonytheslide]

[aaaaaaannnnddd breaks!]

[tonytheslide]

[and there you go!]

I DON'T REMEMBER IF WE'VE DONE THIS YET OR NOT

[fruited_plain]

[whoa]

[bends over to help you up]

You sure you're okay? That's so awesome! So you're really a little girl? You're so cute!

I... DON'T EITHER /worst memory ever soooob

[tonytheslide]

[nods and brushes herself off] Uh-huh, it doesn't hurt at all!

[fffff compliments! giggles and covers her face] N-not really, I'm just a slide is all! And yup, when I break, I turn into a little girl!

At least now I don't feel so awkward o/

[fruited_plain]

Why don't you stay a little girl all the time then? Couldn't you like, I dunno run around and play without having to stay in one place?

\o\ It's okay, that's my default mode pfffff.

[tonytheslide]

W-well, 'cause I'm a slide and a little girl! If I was supposta be just a girl, I woulda never been a slide in the first place! And I can play when I break! I play with Romano lots!

Re: \o\ It's okay, that's my default mode pfffff.

[fruited_plain]

Oh, okay. Just kinda seems- yeah.

Oh! Yeah! Gotta kiss ya!

[squats to eye level and kisses on the cheek]

[tonytheslide]

S-seems kinda what...? [head tilt]

[and then smooched! giggles a little] G-gee, thanks, Miss!

[fruited_plain]

Haha no problem for such a cutie like yourself!

[man she's got so many questions but you're just a little kid so she's gonna go like google everything she can find and ask some people and probably sometime in the near future spazz out about it cause it makes no sense and it's really weird but it's really cool and can she turn her car into a person]

[tonytheslide]

Wh-what, but I'm not...! [giggles and covers her face again]

[probably a choice for the better because even she is pretty clueless about it]