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aphanon_meme

part 248 jaded mandolins

Feb 10, 2011 19:10

Hi meme! How is your day going so far? What's the buzz?

Today, I decided I wanted to make homemade carrot chips - using this recipe - and I was using a mandolin slicer to make the carrot slices nice and uniform and pretty. Well, if you've ever used a mandolin, you know that they're VERY VERY SHARP and, uh, long story short my finger is all wrapped ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 15 2011, 00:08:13 UTC

[throws bottle of maple syrup at feet] I don't like insects in my maple syrup. I expect a full refund.

ca_na_duh February 15 2011, 00:14:06 UTC

Huh? [picks the bottle up in confusion] There were insects in it?

[eyes the bottle before taking out a brand new one from SOMEWHERE on his body] Here! I'm sorry that this one was full of bugs, so please accept this new one instead?

anonymous February 15 2011, 00:17:10 UTC

Insect parts. I want a cash refund, thanks.

ca_na_duh February 15 2011, 00:20:18 UTC

Oh...oh, um. How much was it? I can do that, I guess...[fumbles for his wallet]

anonymous February 15 2011, 00:22:00 UTC

Fifteen dollars. American money. Thanks.

ca_na_duh February 15 2011, 00:25:37 UTC

[starts counting his dollars when he heard AMERICAN and stares at you]

I used up my American dollars yesterday....sorry! Isn't Canadian dollars any good for you?

anonymous February 15 2011, 00:28:23 UTC

No, thank you. Looney toonies won't do me any good.

ca_na_duh February 15 2011, 00:31:25 UTC

I see....[tucks his wallet away] I'm afraid that's all I have right now. Maybe if you come back later, I'll have the money then! I just need to find my brother.

anonymous February 15 2011, 00:47:15 UTC

I see. So that's how it is. Okay then.

/files away in memory

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