part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway
Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249
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I told you you should have worn a condom!
[slaps]
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....s-sorry.
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...but can't you like, abort it.
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Of course I won't abort it, I'm going to have this child!
Who knows, it might even teach you a little something about responsibility.
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B-but I don't want to be a father!
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And keep in mind that you'll have to pay for child support, I suggest you try getting a job.
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...I-I could always sell stuff to the meme?
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That'll do. And you'll be in charge of planning the baby shower as well! It's the least you could do!
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...so like, after it like.. comes out, I give it a shower?
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A baby shower is a party they have while the woman's still pregnant. A lot of people are invited to celebrate and they give the pregnant woman presents for when her baby's born. Understand?
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