part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[suddenly a long string of firecrackers is looped around your neck and trailing on the ground]

[and the fuse is lit]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/65420.html?thread=639854988#t639854988

[stop_hacking_me]

[You may be sneaky, but he's going to notice something on his neck.

...And FREAK THE FUCK OUT.
And run around like an idiot.

And throw the string off his neck not a moment too soon, so it explodes before it hits the ground. Because he was not given time to assess the situation.]

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[and then a knife flies past your head to embed itself in the nearest meme wall]

[and then more knives follow, flying towards you]

Re: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/65420.html?thread=639854988#t639854988

[stop_hacking_me]

[;A;]

Mida kuradit-!?
[dives]
[rolls]
[knife in the arm, owwww]

fsdkjl I feel bad l-lmao

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[TOWERS OVER YOU, WIELDING A KNIFE IN ONE HAND]

aw, it's okey!! ;3;

[stop_hacking_me]

[this... is not good]
[ROLLS INTO, trying to knock you over]

/3\;;;;

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[dodges easily, he isn't famous for kung fu for nothing, you know]

[and then he's crouching, pinning you down with one knee and observing you coldly]

[before ominously raising the knife above you]

Re: /3\;;;;

[stop_hacking_me]

What are you doing?!

[what do]
[attempt at fetal position is go]

1/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

W-what does it look like I'm doing.

[KNIFE RAAAAAAAAAISED]

2/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[OKAY HE'S ONLY A KID (well, teenager), HE CAN'T DO THIS]

[drives knife a hair's breadth next to your body into the memefloor instead]

Stay away from Iceland.

Re: 2/2

[stop_hacking_me]

[he may be having his life threatened, but

what
no]

Y-you want me to let you assault him again?

Re: 2/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

What are you talking about.

Re: 2/2

[stop_hacking_me]

...I heard about what you did to him.

Re: 2/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

And what would that be.

Re: 2/2

[stop_hacking_me]

You attacked him. and-

[and, now you're attacking him.]
[what goes next]

uhm.

Re: 2/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

I... did not?