part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

Re: +1?

[anonymous]

[DOUSES WITH A BUCKET OF COLD WATER]

Re: +1?

[failiciano]

[SCREEEECH]

[NO LONGER DAYDREAMING]

[NOW COLD AND WET AND STARTLED]

F-FREDDO! FREDDO! VEEEEEE! [holds self] A-anon why'd you do that!?

Re: +1?

[anonymous]

YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED IT BRO

Re: +1?

[failiciano]

[sniffles and shivers]

V-ve? H-h-how?

Re: +1?

[anonymous]

YOU WERE DISTRACTED

Re: +1?

[failiciano]

I-I was? [He was just thinking about how pretty all the anons are. So varied and pretty and nice, some short and some tall, and thin and chubbu. . . . He wasn't distracted at all! He was very focused! On his daydreaming.]

Re: +1?

[anonymous]

YEAH SO I DECIDED TO TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT PAYING ATTENTION

THAT BUCKET OF WATER COULD HAVE BEEN A BULLET

AND THEN YOU'D BE DEAD

Re: +1?

[failiciano]

V-ve!? But I don't wanna be dead! I don't wanna get shot! Please don't shoot me or pour anymore water on me! I don't wanna be cold and wet and dead! I have relatives here in the meme, please don't shoot me! I'll do anything, please dooon't!

Re: +1?

[anonymous]

I WON'T

BUT NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON

PAY ATTENTION

Re: +1?

[failiciano]

[sniffle sniffle sob nods]