part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

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[failiciano]

[Walk into meme]

[see this(sans panties and. fluffy bed of cloud goodness)]

[what do]

Ve~

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[kuchenfee]

Ku?

[ Alarm! naked nation-person sans blanket detected - initiating maneuver #707 ]

[ lands on your tummy and lies down ]

Kuuu~♪

[ your bellybutton is now warm ]

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[failiciano]

[A-awwww. Would be kuucooing right back. If he was awake.]

[for now he'll just 've' a little contently at the new warmth. And reach down to pet him, since his cat paws his belly sometimes when he's siestaing.]

1/2

[kuchenfee]

Kuchen!

[ Don't worry, I got you covered! ]

[kuchenfee]

[ oh hey, pets - that feels nice too ]

[ doesn't know what Ve means, but have an similar content Ku~♡ in return ]

[failiciano]

[Pet pet pet huh you don't feel much like a cat. . . .]

[Well, siesta time's about over(not that that'll stop him from lying there and napping another hour or so, so wakey time! But, first, let's peer at the squishy thing we're petting]

Huh?

[kuchenfee]

[ not at all, and by being roughly palm sized he's too small to get mistaken even for a hairless sphynx cat ]

[ looks like a mini-Germany with wings (and without clothes) sleeping on your stomach ]

[ because petting = dozing fairy - at least as long as you don't start to move ]

[failiciano]

[does he have mini muscles well, he could be mistake for a kitten! A winged kitten. stares]

[staaaares]

[Cooed 've'!]

. . .G-Germany got all tiny and cute, suddenly! He has wings now, too. . . .

[He doesn't want to disturb his sleep, so he'll just keep petting and maybe giving him gentle scritches. And he certainly doesn't mind the nudity. at least all versions of Germany aren't significantly larger than him]

[kuchenfee]

[ probably not as much as he would like, but enough to do his job as a baker
- if you wake up in a magical girl outfit, it wasn't him! ]

[ rolls over and slowly wakes up again too ]

Ku-?

[ slightly disoriented now, why is everything upside down? - wiggles around ]

[failiciano]

[Tiny naked baking Germanyyyyy. He can do sit ups and bench press the cooking pots. Surely they'll grow then!
B-but he has to be naked for that dare--!]

[Awww, he's confused~ Carefully plucks him up, sits up, and sits him in his hand the right way] Ciao!

[kuchenfee]

[ at the moment uses either two strawberries or cookies connected by a toothpick... work out, work out! ]

[ ah, much better - rubs eyes and yawns ]

Kuchen~♫

[ Hello~♫ ]

[ waves at you - you look a bit like someone he met on the meme before ]

[failiciano]

[You can do it, Kuchenfee! The meme believes in you! Just be careful not to melt people with your cute.]

[Oooh, you are so cute! Rubs you against his cheek, giggling]

You're so tiny! And you have wings! Ah, wait. That word you said means something, I think. . . .

[He's yet to learn there are several of him here. Not very observant, he is. HE'S TRYING SO HARD, TO REMEMBER WHAT "KUCHEN" MEANS.]

[kuchenfee]

[ till he's able to delivering complete cakes himself one day o7 - cleaning service in aisle 5! ]

[ surprised, normally others are not so fast at cuddling with him ]

Kuchen! ...Kuchen?

[ Careful there, don't squish me! ...Wait, can you understand me? ]

[ pats your cheek ]

[ well he knows nation-persons and anon-persons....... and other persons! ]

[failiciano]

[o7 Perhaps he should practice a flying obstacle course, as well.]

[As long as you don't scratch him, or bite him, or make loud, scary noises, or spit unpleasant fluids at him, you're worth cuddling!]

[Very careful not to squish him. Harmfully.]

Ah! Right! Kuchen means "cake", doesn't it? Ah--ve?

[He can't understand, but he can use his imagination! Looks at him questioningly in response to the patting.]

[And all of them are meme-persons! It's nice to all be one big thing.]

Have to leave for now, need to rest a bit. ;3;/

[kuchenfee]

[ but he needs to train his baking skills too - a new schedule is required ]

Kuchen!

[ It does! ]

[ nods and attempts a few words of human language he manged to learn so far ]

Good Kuchen, good! Ku.. fe... fairy!

[ points at himself ]

[ how philosophical~ ]

Okay! o/ Rest well!

[failiciano]

[Perhaps he can make a cake for each birthday!]

[Watches, fascinated, as he tries to talk]

You're a fairy, then? Wow, maybe England wasn't just being weird when he saw fairies! Ah--mm! Cake is good! Ve, especially when Fratellone Francia or Germany or Austria makes cake! Mm, so, you're a fairy. . .a fairy. . .a fairy who eats cake!

[C-close enough!] oh! Maybe we can make a cake sometime!