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part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

Feb 14, 2011 22:08

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249 ( Read more... )

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dude... duuuuuuuuude.... fruited_plain February 18 2011, 05:09:16 UTC

I don't have a-an enlarged vagina problem!

Re: dude... duuuuuuuuude.... g_zimmer February 18 2011, 05:19:09 UTC

Hello. I'm George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. Enlarged vaginas are no longer a rarity in society, for even 12-year-olds are stretching their vaginas for 15-year-old dicks around the country. Lady Liberty would be jealous at the sight of such pussy. My affordable, under $200 suits are not meant for women, and for that I apologize. You are a great Powers Hetalia Axis character and respect you far more than Miss Sarah Palin.

Perhaps Reitmans would be able to help?
Perhaps you should stop spreading your legs for that male Belarus fellow. But, then again, he's far too soft to spread your vagina to such extremes.
I would go with Reitmans. I guarantee it.

i'm dying squirtle fruited_plain February 18 2011, 05:22:54 UTC

I don't-

what-

MY VAGINA'S NOT THAT BIG OKAY!

[ogod what is this and how did you even know about that?!]

Re: i'm dying squirtle g_zimmer February 18 2011, 05:30:14 UTC

Hello. I believe that vagina size is not a subjective case. Much like business, and believe me I know a bit about business, the profits of a company cannot "good" when they are, indeed, bad. A big pussy is a big pussy. One must live with their faults, Miss America. Powers Hetalia Axis has characters full of faults, but also of other great characteristics.

For instance, I find your hair quite lovely.
Now. I must be off. Do see someone about your enlarged vaginal issues. You'll feel better. I guarantee it.

fruited_plain February 18 2011, 05:36:08 UTC

IT WAS JUST AN ANON I SWEAR MY VAG'S NOT BIG HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT!

[going to go crawl into a hole and die now]

... JERK!

Re: i'm dying squirtle g_zimmer February 18 2011, 05:34:14 UTC

Oh my, I seem to have mistaken how to use this anonymous meme forum. I pressed backspace and wished to change my icon to what I was currently doing, flying away on a helicopter, but it copy and pasted my internet message once more.

This should fix it. I guarantee it.

u mad close_to_rus February 18 2011, 05:27:42 UTC

[glares]

a bit g_zimmer February 18 2011, 05:32:29 UTC

Hello. I'm George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was not impressed with our last meeting, and were you one of my employees, I would fire you. However, I see that you may be entitled to some pension. You have a physical disability... Your vagina is where your face should be. I am sorry that you have Vagina Face Syndrome. I will personally donate some money into VFS and start the George Zimmer VFS Charity Campaign. I guarantee it.

a bit g_zimmer February 18 2011, 05:32:48 UTC

/flies off before she can get bazooka out

just as planned close_to_rus February 18 2011, 05:35:46 UTC

You...how dare you! At least I don't have a...a neckbeard!

[hmph]

[watches you fly off ruefully]

[shakes fist]

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