part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

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+1 I'll be up for another hour I think

[fruited_plain]

[tries not to shiver]

[someone else is using her jacket]

LET'S DO THIS, LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[holodnaya_voyna]

[watches]

[so snug in his pink coat]

[silly America can't handle winter]

[little laugh]

FUCK YEAH

[fruited_plain]

Hey Russia! Haha what're you laughing about?

[going totally against the fact she's freezing and breaks out the ice cream]

[maybe it'll make her cold enough to be warm or something]

Re: FUCK YEAH

[holodnaya_voyna]

Am laughing that little one cannot handle winter!

[offers a flask]

Here, this will warm much better.

Re: FUCK YEAH

[fruited_plain]

I can handle it just fine! [puffs cheeks out]

[but]

[stares at flask]

What's in it?

Re: FUCK YEAH

[holodnaya_voyna]

Vodka, of course! Keeps me warm in winter!

[fruited_plain]

[thinks about it for a sec]

Sure, I'll take some!

[holodnaya_voyna]

[hands over flask]

I wonder if little America can handle.

[fruited_plain]

Of course I can!

[takes BIG SWIG]

[tiniest sputter]

[swallows]

Aah!

[cough cough hack hack]

T-thanks [cough] man!

[hands it back]

[holodnaya_voyna]

Little one is coughing a lot. Are sure you can handle?

[fruited_plain]

Whew! Yeah I'm fine, it's just kinda a shock after what I had before!

[puffing out chest aww yeah she can handle]

[but she's not feeling much warmer]

[holodnaya_voyna]

Mine is very strong, very distilled!

Warmth will come soon.

[it's about as close to pure alcohol as it's possible for something to be without it becoming just undrinkable]

[fruited_plain]

Oh, yeah, awesome! It better!

[she'll be tasting that for the rest of the night, thanks]

So uh, what're you doing around her- Uh, what's up?

[holodnaya_voyna]

Am just relaxing. Is nice day! [well, by his standards]

[fruited_plain]

Well it kinda is! I mean the sun was out for once instead of snow everywhere...

[her weather has been so wet and cold lately and she's been miserable]

[shiver]

[holodnaya_voyna]

Da! And was only a little below freezing in my land.