part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[suddenly a long string of firecrackers is looped around your neck and trailing on the ground]

[and the fuse is lit]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

It didn't sound like nothing.

[stop_hacking_me]

I was only... assessing the situation.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Suuure you were.

[stop_hacking_me]

Really, I was.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[PULLS KNIFE OUT OF GROUND]

[stop_hacking_me]

I-I didn't mean to... offend you...

[if the large chunks of history where he didn't even exist on a map are any indication, he isn't good with conflict.]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[BRANDISHES KNIFE IN AIR]

[right he's just trying to scare you now, this is kinda fun]

[stop_hacking_me]

[IT'S CERTAINLY WORKING]
[sfdjkf shaking]
[but trying to roll away or get up would just leave him more vulnerable...]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[...because staying right where he is won't?]

[....KNIFE STILL IN AIR]

[stop_hacking_me]

[from here, he at least won't be caught off-guard...]

[...alright, he's going to chance trying to push the arm holding that knife away]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[...not very impressed]

[MAKES AS THOUGH HE'S ABOUT TO STAB YOU]

[stop_hacking_me]

[eiiiiiiii]
[tries levering on that arm to stand up]
[he just wants to be... not here, five minutes ago]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[catches wrist and looks all COLD AND MURDEROUS at you]

[but subtly helps you up because even if it is a mindtrick he feels bad]

...awwwwww ;3;

[stop_hacking_me]

[carefully stands up]

...Can I leave, now?

the both of us feel bad, forgive usss /A/

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Maybe.

[casually flipping knife from one hand to the other]