part 249 candy hearts that taste like chalk but you eat them anyway

[aphanon_meme]

Happppy Valentine's Day! I am typing slowly. You can't tell this by reading but I am. I hope your day was wonderful and that if you got candy hearts you like the taste of them... because if you don't it'd be weird. I didn't get any but I thought about them. Oh, I found this puppy Valentine and I thought MEME! Puppy Puppy PuppyEnjoy part 249

Comments

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Hey, meme, if a dare is to like, to kiss two nations of your choice, would it count if you kiss the same nation twice?

[all the while he is using Iceland's shoulder as a headrest]

kgkldgjklgs

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[oh hey you can totally read it as two icys to handre]

[lookscold]

[ MEANWHILE, ICELAND IS TRYING TO MAKE LITTLE HAND SIGNALS SAYING no no no it only counts once WITHOUT HONG KONG NOTICING. ]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, KEEP IT UP]

[lookscold]

[ Is he winning? ]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[unhelpful answers are unhelpful so quite possibly]

[but]

[he has a suit for you]

[lookscold]

[ Hasn't been really paying attention to MR. ZIMMER... Too worried about himself. ]

... Where did you get that?

\o

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[HOW CAN YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO MR. ZIMMER but anyway]

Some guy gave me a suit and he said like, you'd be a new nation in a suit so it would totally count for my dare.

[holds it out against you and looks up and down]

I think you'd look nice in a suit.

Re: \o

[lookscold]

... I think that guy, whoever he is, doesn't know what he's talking about.

[ WELL HE WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT................ ]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

And I think that you should wear this.

[wiggles one of the best suits in the world at you]

[lookscold]

[ well, maybe he can work with this. ]

If I wear it will you leave me alone for a little while?

[xiaolongbaozhu]

No.

[lookscold]

Then you'll have to force it on me.

[ That's just his way of saying I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON, THEN. ]

I'm not putting it on.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Okay.

[ATTEMPTS TO STRIP]

[lookscold]

[ WOAH WOAH WOAH-- FLAILS!

FALLS ON HIS ASS. ]

S-Stop it!!

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[FALLS ON TOP]

But you said to like, force it on you.