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aphanon_meme

part 250 birthday cakes!

Feb 19, 2011 15:53

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!!

I typed up something longer, deleted it, rewrote it, typed it up again, deleted, rewrote--and I decided that I didn't want to write something super long and complicated because what I wrote can be summed up with two things:

One: I love you.

Two:

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Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 21:49:10 UTC

Wooow! That looks like fun! And Poland and Lithuania are having so much fun!

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 21:54:09 UTC

Hey Italien!

It's lots of fun! It's the best thing they do for the awesome me as their lord and master!

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 21:59:32 UTC

Ciao, Prussia!

Ve~? I didn't know they were like that with Prussia! [although now he's betting you're into the same weird things as your brother, and they might be too] I'm glad they like doing what you say! It's like a game! I bet it makes you feel real good, huh?

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 22:06:18 UTC

Ja! Kesesese~ They all fear and respect me since I got my name! [BLATANT LIE]

It feels fucking awesome being the boss! [ANOTHER LIE]

What about you, Italien? Who's your "car"?

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 22:11:00 UTC

[GULLIBLE AND UNABLE TO DETECT SITUATIONS. Have fun being believed, Prussia.] I bet! I wish I could be a boss, one day! Ah, but it probably won't happen anytime soon. Ve, ve, but I'm glad you're happy and having fun!

Ve? I don't have a person as a car, I have a regular car! And a Vespa! [although A CERTAIN .GIF broke his windshield. . .so he won't show you the car until he fixes it.]

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 22:20:48 UTC

A regular car? Are you using horses instead of people?

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 22:23:32 UTC

Ve? No, no, a car! Ah. . . . [well. . .he'll just explain. Grabs his hand and pulls a bit] This way! I'll show you mine--v-ve, the windshield's broken, but I'm gonna fix it! It's really cool and goes faster than a horse or person, too!

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 22:34:11 UTC

Alright.. [FLUSHES WITH AWKWARD TEEN FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE HOLDING HIS HAND]

What happened to your "windshield" thing? [Follows! HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT but plays it cool]

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 22:45:34 UTC

[DOESN'T NOTICE. DON'T BE AWKWARD PRUSSIA, HE'S VERY OPEN ABOUT THESE THINGS.]

W-well, this really angry anon's Fists wanted to get together with my face, but My Face didn't like that, and then they got even more mad and Their Fists got even more mad and broke my windshield with a crowbar! But I got all the glass out of the car, and all the loose bits off, so it's safe as long as we don't touch it! [eventually they come up to. A parking lot or driveway, whichever the meme has, and to a rosso corsa Ferrari 612 Scagletti, with a broken windshield. But it looks great otherwise!] Ta-da! This is my car! [starts saying plenty of things he really won't understand, and can ignore if he wants.]

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 22:53:52 UTC

[REPRESSED GERMAN. AWKWARD FOREVER. SO MANY THINGS ARE FLYING OVER HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW]

ANON ATTACKED YOU?! Why didn't you use your car as a weapon! It looks like a giant cannon! You should run them over!

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT failiciano February 20 2011, 23:04:30 UTC

B-BECAUSE IF I DID THAT THEY COULD GET HURT, AND EVEN MORE ANGRY, AND I DON'T WANNA GET IN A FIGHT BECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY SCARY AND MEAN, ALTHOUGH THEY DIDN'T ATTACK ME, BUT THEY KEPT SAYING THEY WANTED TO!

Plus, they could scratch the paint, or bleed on it. . . .

Re: RPER HEADCOUNT peesinlakes February 20 2011, 23:08:28 UTC

AAAAAAAAHH!! YOU NEED TO KICK THEIR ASS BEFORE THEY KICK YOURS! C'mon, Italien! You gotta fight back! Use the car and solve the problem! Bah! You need a bodyguard! Where's Holy Roman Empire?!

. . .And now he has no car. It is asploded. BUT THIS IS BEFORE THEN. failiciano February 20 2011, 23:12:36 UTC

B-but I--

[gets quiet, then looks sort of. Like someone just punched him in the stomach.]

Ah--ve--he's--not around anymore.

;A;A;;A; POOR ITALY /PUNCHES OUT ANONS peesinlakes February 20 2011, 23:21:20 UTC

Eh???

But I saw him just a while ago! He's here! I'll find him and smack him a good one for you! He'll protect you!

YOU MEAN ANGRY.GIF. HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT HAS A NAME. failiciano February 20 2011, 23:28:52 UTC

V-ve? But Fratellone Francia said. . .and. . .a-alright! Don't hit him too hard! You don't need to hit him at all, either! A-and if he's busy don't worry about it! I can just run away, sì?

ANGRY.GIF IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU ARE HORRIBLE AND SHOULD FEEL BAD peesinlakes February 20 2011, 23:39:59 UTC

Frankreich? That perverted guy can't be trusted! Kesesese! I'll be easy on him for you. I'm gonna go look for him! Italien, You should go to Spain's or something! Find someone who'll protect you in the meantime!

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