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aphanon_meme

part 250 birthday cakes!

Feb 19, 2011 15:53

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!!

I typed up something longer, deleted it, rewrote it, typed it up again, deleted, rewrote--and I decided that I didn't want to write something super long and complicated because what I wrote can be summed up with two things:

One: I love you.

Two:

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Re: +0.5 failiciano February 20 2011, 22:06:01 UTC

GERMANY, GERMANY

WE NEED TO FIX MY WINDSHIELD! IMMEDIATAMENTE, IMMEDIATAMENTE, NOW!

[he's just going to try and drag you by the arm with all he can, now.]

Re: +0.5 1amkeit February 20 2011, 22:09:08 UTC

What?! What happened to your windshield?

[If it's a car emergency he'll come along willingly]

Re: +0.5 failiciano February 20 2011, 22:18:21 UTC

W-well, this angry .gif's fist wanted to be with My Face, but My Face didn't wanna be with Their Fist, and then Their Knee got mad and was gonna fight with My Groin since My Face somehow hurt Their Fist's feelings, but then My legs and I ran away, and then Their Fist SMASHED MY WINDSHIELD WITH A CROWBAR!

[and when his car is fixed he can see if it works on guys the same way it does on girls! Germany likes cars, too. . .but that should just help!]

Re: +0.5 1amkeit February 20 2011, 22:30:56 UTC

See, Italy? This is why training is important! If you had exercised regularly, you could have fought them off!

...Did you get a good look at the perpetrator's face, at least?

Re: +0.5 failiciano February 20 2011, 22:33:40 UTC

B-but I don't wanna get into a fight! Or train! And I think that would've just made them angrier, and they could've done worse to my car, then!

Mm! S-sì, I'll draw them!

Re: +0.5 1amkeit February 20 2011, 22:52:09 UTC

[Gives up trying to make him understand, he's gotten used to the idea that Italy will always be Italy] ...Just show me the damage, then.

Good. Remember to draw everything you remember, every detail can help us in capturing the perpetrator!

Re: +0.5 failiciano February 20 2011, 23:02:44 UTC

[pauses. Something's wrong. makes sure Germany doesn't go any further than he does]

. . .

[ CAR EXPLODES IN A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS.]

. . . . . . . . . . . .

I-. I will. [he's going to. Piss on a house or something in anger now. or eat. Or something. And draw.]

Re: +0.5 1amkeit February 20 2011, 23:11:37 UTC

[!!]

[Shields Italy from the explosion]

[Okay he has no idea what's going on here and he doesn't like that] Italy! Explain what just happened!

Re: +0.5 failiciano February 20 2011, 23:18:56 UTC

[It's fireworks, Germany! Look how pretty!]

My car just blew up.

[1/2] 1amkeit February 20 2011, 23:25:47 UTC

[Sorry, too busy internally weeping for the fate of that poor, innocent car to enjoy it]

[2/2] 1amkeit February 20 2011, 23:26:38 UTC

I KNOW THAT!

I'm asking why it blew up!

failiciano February 20 2011, 23:32:44 UTC

Why the hell do you think I know!? I didn't blow it up!

[Excuse his Romano moment, he's not pleased.]

1amkeit February 20 2011, 23:46:59 UTC

[Right, he'll try being more considerate]

...Ah, don't worry, Italy. We will find the perpetrator.

failiciano February 20 2011, 23:59:33 UTC

. . .V-ve. [Goes off for a moment, to get some paper and such.]

[Draws]

[Presents drawing I was lazy, so I just scaled up the picture.] He wanted to hit me! And then he blew up my car!

1amkeit February 21 2011, 00:10:39 UTC

[Inspects the paper closely. That had better not be the same Angry.gif he was just talking to.]

Good job, Italy. I will make copies and hang them up in the Meme. Meanwhile, you should write up a report on what has just transpired. Understood?

failiciano February 21 2011, 00:22:14 UTC

[Just don't tell him there are more.]

Mm. Grazie. [That "mm" is more of a "Yes, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to do it."]

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