part 250 birthday cakes!

[aphanon_meme]

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!!

I typed up something longer, deleted it, rewrote it, typed it up again, deleted, rewrote--and I decided that I didn't want to write something super long and complicated because what I wrote can be summed up with two things:

One: I love you.

Two:

Comments

[failiciano]

B-but I got rid of it! Germany was right, it could change! [it just involved pulling. And masturbating.]

[italy]

Ve? How?

[failiciano]

Uhm. . .well, there are a few ways. But you can. St-stretch your foreskin a bit, at the opening a little, every day, usually with some other sort of object. . . .

[italy]

It won't rip? What if it rips? Ve, it sounds scary.

[failiciano]

I-it was scary! But. . .it only rips if you pull too much, I think! Prussia said that if it starts to hurt I'm pulling too much. . . . I-if it rips. . .I guess you could put a bandaid on it! Or a big bandage, and then it'll heal back together! [Prussia. Frequent hitter of the "Random Article" link on wikipedia. And all around smart guy. When he wants to be.]

[italy]

I-I'm scared! I don't wanna rip it!

[failiciano]

M-maybe I can do it for you! I didn't rip mine!

[italy]

Y-You will? [HOPEFUL!]

[failiciano]

Mm! If you want! [IT MAKES MASTUBRATING SO MUCH EASIER.]