part 250 birthday cakes!

[aphanon_meme]

HAPPY TWO YEARS!!!

I typed up something longer, deleted it, rewrote it, typed it up again, deleted, rewrote--and I decided that I didn't want to write something super long and complicated because what I wrote can be summed up with two things:

One: I love you.

Two:

Comments

[failiciano]

Re: The TRUE Germany

[failiciano]

I thought Germany likes really pretty girls with big chests. [That's what he said in the postrelease interview. . . . Or, at least, the beautiful girls part.] Of course I like Germany! I like him a lot--he's my best friend!

Re: The TRUE Germany

[failiciano]

That could be true. But he could ALSO like guys just as much. Anyway, would you want to do something REALLY nice for Germany since he's supposed to be such a GOOD friend?

Re: The TRUE Germany

[failiciano]

Mm! I wanna do something for Germany! Especially if it'd make him happy!

Re: The TRUE Germany

[failiciano]

Then take this crop. [hands it over] And spank his bottom with it the next time you see him. It will make him very, very happy. He loves the feeling of the leather making contact with his firm butt cheeks. I promise. He'll be sure to express his happiness to you in a most delightful fashion.

Re: The TRUE Germany

[failiciano]

[stares at it] But the likes tying people up and stuff like that, [or, at least, he used to] so wouldn't he rather do this to--[he was going to say "someone else" but. Something in him said "me" at the wrong time, probably the part of him that's happy that Germany really likes him. OKAY LET'S IGNORE THAT THOUGHT] I-if you think he'll like it! [that you hide under his bed at night has completely gone over his head. Riding Crop was put in inventory!]