part 253 rubies in the rough

[aphanon_meme]

Rubies are the new diamonds. Also - TGIF! ... or S. Sometimes, I watch Boy Meets World on Fridays, to relieve the good old Fridays. Back when Mr. Feeny would teach us life lessons about school and learning, and Shawn would teach us that we all have problems, man, and Topanga would be weird. (Or annoyingly uptight, depending on the season.) And lo,

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Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

[THOUGHT YOU WERE A PRETTY LADY WITH THOSE LEGS]

[WAS WRONG]

[GOD WHY]

[Although it's better than if you cooked. . . .]

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

Oh, what have we here?

[sidles closer]

Funny meeting you here, Feli!

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

[backs away a bit]

V-ve? I-i-it's not that funny, is it? I-I-I come here a lot, now!

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

[inches nearer]

Do you? I haven't seen you around here in...well, ever! So what brings you to a place like this anyhow?

[leer]

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

[cannot run away from sexy things easily]

I-I dunno! I was just here one day and I started coming back whenever I could a-a-and. . . . V-ve, w-well, what're you doing here? I haven't seen you around here! L-like this, I mean. . . .

[defense lowers]

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

[sees an opening]

So coy. So you must like it here, then? I'm an infrequent guest, admittedly.

[moves nearer]

Anything I can do for you?

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

V-ve. . .w-well, the meme's nice! And everyone on it's nice, too, usually!

[insert generic stopping object such as wall, chair, or table behind Feli] Vee. . . .

I-I. . .I dunno. . . . E-England is acting weird. . .I-I'm sorry! Whatever I did, I-I didn't mean it!

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

You're quite right.

[leans very close]

Oh, you haven't done anything. What's that supposed to mean?

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

[squirms and looks up at]

W-well, you're acting weird and it's a bit intimidating and scary a-and I might've done something that made you act this way, a-and I didn't mean to! B-but this is better than if you're cooking. . . .

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

I don't mean to be intimidating!

[backs off a bit]

It's all in the stripper technique, you know? AND MY COOKING'S NOT THAT BAD.

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

You don't?

[oh, he's suddenly more comfortable]

Ve? Stripper. . . ? You're economy's not getting that bad, is it? [he's just under you, is that why you're above him? FLINCH] I-IT IS BAD!

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

NO! My economy's just fine! This is for, er, personal enjoyment.

[clears throat]

Snap out of it! It's not so bad!

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

Oooh. It does seem like it could be sort of fun! When it's not causing awful scandal. But you have lots of that all the time, so you're not bothered by it, huh? [if no one would know he might ask him to teach him, since it looks so fun]

Ve! [snaps out of it?] . . .It's still not very good.

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

It can be quite fun, yes. And I am NOT prone to scandal. You're mistaken.

Chin up, whatever isn't good is only as bad as you make it.

[STRIPPER WITH A HEART OF GOLD]

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[failiciano]

That's not what I heard~
Ah! I also heard that Germany goes to strip clubs and things like that! It must be just as fun to watch as it is to do, huh?

Ve, but you make it, not me! I make good things!

[IDIOT]

Re: what am I doing ahaha

[ldn_bridge]

Whatever you heard is hogwash. It...ah, can be quite fun to watch as well.

[GERMANY AT STRIP CLUB DOES NOT COMPUTE]

I don't quite know what you're on about any longer. Just...keep making good things!

[patpat]