part 253 rubies in the rough

[aphanon_meme]

Rubies are the new diamonds. Also - TGIF! ... or S. Sometimes, I watch Boy Meets World on Fridays, to relieve the good old Fridays. Back when Mr. Feeny would teach us life lessons about school and learning, and Shawn would teach us that we all have problems, man, and Topanga would be weird. (Or annoyingly uptight, depending on the season.) And lo,

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Re: ITT: RP situation

[iceandheather]

[Chooses one a good distance from anybody else and -- flops onto his back]

[Out comes the pocket-paperback novel]

[Nobody'd best disturb him while he's reading, now]

[iceandheather]

... Cute.

[Fortunately he has no knowledge of previous events, else everything would become very awkward very quickly.]

Ain't nobody ever told you not to put things in your mouth?

[iceandheather]

Is that right.

... Well. Okay.

[Even without knowledge of previous events... this is a bit awkward.]

[Where'd this thing come from, anyway?]

[... It probably wouldn't give a straight answer.]

Nay, I'm just exhausted (it's getting kind of late orz)

[iceandheather]

[!!! --- those eyes]

[Well. Two can play this game.]

[STARES RIGHT BACK]

[iceandheather]

Wh---

[lkajsdkf. Well.]

[What a predicament]

Didn't mean t'scare you. ... Come out again? Please.

aslkdjf I'm starting to doze off at the keyboard. I think I should g2b dear.

[iceandheather]

That's better.

[Pets]

Won't do that again.

Re: ITT: RP situation

[iceandheather]

[Spies a totally cute chick in a unique choice of clothing reading some trashy romance novel]

[Decides to strut on over since she's obviously not doing anything of importance]

[Singing that terrible "Come my lady, Come-come my lady, you're my butterfly..." song under breath.]

Re: ITT: RP situation

[iceandheather]

[What an unfortunate choice of song, ugh. Well, he's just going to ignore anon, at least until they start being even more annoying or summat.]

[Flips page]

[He didn't think this book could get even more terrible. He was wrong.]

Re: ITT: RP situation

[iceandheather]

[stands right in front of you and leans against the wall in best position to display assets...or so I think. Double checks breath.]

[clears throat]

Hey, there, baby. How much would you say a polar bear weighs?

[iceandheather]

[Considers ignoring -- but anon will probably persist, won't they. Damn it.]

Why d'you want t'know?

[Lowers the book and raises an eyebrow]

[iceandheather]

[record scratching noise]

Whoa! Hold on a second. You gotta cold there, sweet cheeks? You're sounding a little...hoarse.

[iceandheather]

No.

... 'n what did you just call me?

[Has Anon been taking lessons from Denmark or something?]