part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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[anonymous]

I dun liek denmakr

[anonymous]

iceland get out of norway's booze cupboard

[lookscold]

That isn't me!

[iceandheather]

It better not be.

[lookscold]

I'm talking just fine and even if I were to drink, I wouldn't try to steal the stuff from you...

[iceandheather]

Right.

[On account of Iceland knowing full well that Norway would be Very Displeased with him if he did that, right?]

Was just makin' sure.

[lookscold]

[ ... Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Whatever you think, Norwatt. ]

Don't really blame you.

[ ACTUALLY, HE'S KINDA GLAD YOU CAME AROUND SO HE COULD PROVE THAT HE'S NOT THAT IRRESPONSIBLE. ]

[iceandheather]

[He'll think it all he likes, of course.]

Mmhm. Can't be sure, seein's there was that one time.

[Have you forgotten, Iceland?]

[lookscold]

D-Don't bring it up! That happened, like... Three months ago!

[ OF COURSE HE HASN'T. He just hoped Norway forgot about it. ]

[iceandheather]

Point is, it happened. Can't be sure, then. Have to check these things.

[Norway never forgets. Iceland should know this by now.]

[lookscold]

[ One day Iceland will get one of those fancy Men-In-Black forgetting pens they have... ]

Even if it does happen again, you don't really have to check those things ... Really.

[ He'd say IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS but he's sure Norway has heard that from him before. ]

[iceandheather]

'S for my own peace of mind. Don't think on it.

[Norway knows it's none of his business.]
[He just doesn't care.]