Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like
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[won't wear jeans for a while]
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[produces sponge out of nowhere and starts cleaning things]
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[while wearing short skirt]
[and cleaning shit]
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[utterly confused]
[throws sponge at instead]
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Ahaha, naughty Dragonair! Now get over here! I need to train ya so we're the best team EVER!
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[stares at from under her overly-large, floral hat]
Beg pardon?
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As your president I demand as much confidential information about everything as possible! And access to any important documents and stuff! Immediatamente!
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[she's the Queen of England and Mr. Clean]
I believe you must be mistaken.
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But you look like America! And you sound--sort of like America!
The girl one, anyway!
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Would you care to join me for afternoon tea?
You will receive a formal invitation and instruction on attire.
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