part 254 lizard queens

Mar 08, 2011 15:34

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like ( Read more... )

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 03:57:54 UTC
Do what?

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 03:59:00 UTC
You like to walk around in a skirt over jeans!

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:04:00 UTC
I always do that... but okay!

[won't wear jeans for a while]

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 03:59:02 UTC
YOU'RE FUCKING MR.CLEAN

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:04:49 UTC
BUT ANON I DON'T WANT TO SHAVE MY HE-

[...]

[produces sponge out of nowhere and starts cleaning things]

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 03:59:16 UTC
YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:05:55 UTC
[sips tea and politely waves]

[while wearing short skirt]

[and cleaning shit]

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thinks he's america and you're his pokémon /o/ ca_na_duh March 12 2011, 04:28:41 UTC
HEY DRAGONAIR, GET BACK IN YOUR BALL!

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Re: thinks he's america and you're his pokémon /o/ fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:34:50 UTC
Dragon- what, young man?

[utterly confused]

[throws sponge at instead]

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ca_na_duh March 12 2011, 05:16:14 UTC
[Sponge hits his HEROIC head]

Ahaha, naughty Dragonair! Now get over here! I need to train ya so we're the best team EVER!

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fruited_plain March 12 2011, 05:19:24 UTC
[just]

[stares at from under her overly-large, floral hat]

Beg pardon?

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Re: Godmod thread failiciano March 12 2011, 04:31:02 UTC
Hey, America!

As your president I demand as much confidential information about everything as possible! And access to any important documents and stuff! Immediatamente!

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:37:06 UTC
[but she's not America]

[she's the Queen of England and Mr. Clean]

I believe you must be mistaken.

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Re: Godmod thread failiciano March 12 2011, 04:41:10 UTC
[he doesn't know that]

But you look like America! And you sound--sort of like America!
The girl one, anyway!

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Re: Godmod thread fruited_plain March 12 2011, 04:43:32 UTC
One cannot help similarities, I suppose.

Would you care to join me for afternoon tea?

You will receive a formal invitation and instruction on attire.

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Re: Godmod thread failiciano March 12 2011, 04:47:06 UTC
Mm. . .I guess it's okay, since you're such a pretty girl! Ve, do you think you could tell me things while we have tea?

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