part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/66813.html?thread=655074301#t655074301

[dam_stijl]

Hey, America.
Anon says we should get hitched.
So. What do you think?

pffft

[timesa_changing]

Woah, dude, woah! This is kinda sudden!

I mean I know we got a little bit of history kinda sorta, but you gotta go on dates first! An' uh...dates!

Who's gonna wear the dress, man?

[dam_stijl]

[yeah, they'll get married]
[and then they can get divorced]
[the very next day]

You an' your dates.
Okay, you name the place.
You're wearing the dress.

[timesa_changing]

[that sounds like an awesome plan, as long as Canada gets to be the flower girl and someone catches it on film]

Nuh uh, if you're proposin', you pick! ....we might have to fight over that dress thing, dude. WAIT WAIT, I KNOW, we can both wear suits! Yeah, that'll look fancy and shit.

Canada's gotta be a bridesmaid, and somebody's gotta stuff England into a mother-of-the-groom outfit.

[FAR TOO AMUSED]

[dam_stijl]

[did not expect that]
[canada as flower girl -
he'd like to see that]

I pick, huh - [smoke] - well -
[where should he go with this guy]
What about coffee.

[he likes fancy suits]
Do I have to buy the damn thing?
[because if so - NOPE]

[timesa_changing]

I like coffee, yeah! Coffee's awesome, like even if you don't get Starbucks, you can find places with awesome coffee. ...not so much in New York.

[SNORTS]

Shit no! Dang man, not unless you're some kinda high-roller! ...high roller meaning money not y'know, the other kinda high that you roll. Just rent one!

Urghhh haikus.

[dam_stijl]

...Starbucks. [don't even - ]
No, not Starbucks. Somewhere else.
[what an elitist]

[yeah yeah he smokes pot]
Oh. I guess we can, then.
[what the fuck is this]

you're doing fantastic~ sorry everything he says is TL;DR pfft

[timesa_changing]

That's cool man! I know a bunch of awesome places.

You might like Tryst! It's all laid back and stuff, and close to the uh...the courthouse, yeah!

So tomorrow evenin', that work out for ya?

I mean...it's /America/ lawl

[dam_stijl]

[so much Belgian beer]
That place is fine. So. What time?
[he needs a set time]

true true.

[timesa_changing]

[THINKS]

[this can't intersect with baseball stuff...but the game should be over by evening time...]

[who's he even kidding, he doesn't go on DATES enough to know what time is okay for this stuff]

....five? Yeah! How's five?

[dam_stijl]

[stares] Five o'clock, okay.
[he'll put that into his phone]
That's early. [but, hey]

[timesa_changing]

Well, I mean, you don't wanna get coffee and be up all night, right?

[will be up all night anyway, face glued to whatever video game he's got going on]

Baseball recaps come on at seven man, gotta be there for that! See ya tomorrow then?

[dam_stijl]

Yeah. Sure. Good thinkin'.
[he'll go home and make coffee]
[organize something]

[oh fuck, no, baseball]
[he does not want to hear it]
Sure - no baseball talk.

[timesa_changing]

Ain't a fan? That's all right, lots of people don't like it on account of it bein' sorta boring sometimes.

[LOVES IT, probably more than football, but he'll spare you]

[...probably]

SO OKAY, YEAH, COFFEE. And then suits and junk.

/MAXING D:

[dam_stijl]

Coffee. Five o'clock.
[what'd he get himself into]
See you at five, then.

o/ FFF BYE!

[timesa_changing]

Yup, right at five!

[more like ten minutes late, but that's about the norm for him]