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aphanon_meme

part 254 lizard queens

Mar 08, 2011 15:34

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 13 2011, 03:53:25 UTC

Stoners.
Tell me some funny stoner stories you were involved in.

/driveby-ish dam_stijl March 13 2011, 03:58:35 UTC

That moron Denmark
once talked about puddles
being fucking holes

that led all the way
to the other side of earth.
[it was funny, then]

/also driveby-ish lol had to gaekkebrev March 13 2011, 04:08:18 UTC

I swear I saw that fuckin' America lookin' at me out one'a 'em once.

'S'NOT FUNNY BEIN' THAT HIGH.

Was...not expecting that. Pffft. dam_stijl March 13 2011, 04:16:27 UTC

[yup, he was convinced]
You wouldn't shut up, either.
[groans, thinking of it]

"If we'd just jump in
we could get anywhere, Ned!"
[yes, he's mocking you]

It's funny to me.
[and that is all that matters]
[oh, take that, denmark]

it reminded me of Good Omens, haha gaekkebrev March 13 2011, 04:22:24 UTC

SHIT MAN, would YOU shut up if ya saw crap like that, saw some damn people in puddles?! People got no business bein' in puddles. 's'what ya call a bad trip!

[DOES NOT APPRECIATE THAT]

[scowls]

Yer lucky I didn't try. What if that shit were real, huh? Fuckin' teleportin' pud-- ....it's only funny t'you 'cause you spend half the day baked off yer ass.

..../googles dam_stijl March 13 2011, 04:33:03 UTC

I'm not you, so, yeah.
I can keep my trap shut, thanks.
[and...he smokes a lot]

[hmph] Bad trip my ass.
Just easy to freak you out.
[which ned does, a lot]

[...he's...at a loss]
What if that shit were real? [sigh]
[he won't address that]

towards the end of it, Tibetans start coming out of holes in the ground they tunneled through gaekkebrev March 13 2011, 04:45:03 UTC

No shit, y'ain't. You couldn't handle bein' me an' you know it!

Hell, I didn't know you aren't supposed to look into puddles like you aren't supposed to look into mirrors! It could'a been worse. I could'a looked in it and seen you instead. [SLAPS your back]

I just wasn't expectin' it, thas all!

SUDDENLY, MAXING! dam_stijl March 13 2011, 05:07:16 UTC

I can't handle you.
[that'll fly over your head]
Hey, get off of me.

slowyroll March 13 2011, 04:25:04 UTC

my friend pointed out N's ponytail is pot-colored green... i showed him all kinds of stuff on my laptop that i'm kind of embarrassed about. we watched some mgmt music video which has about 3 seconds of andrew vanwyngarden in a skirt, which i was not prepared for at all so i kept REWINDING IT/STARING s;kfajw;flakj

another time like 6 of us were in this hotel room drawing/writing stupid things on the mirror with an expo marker and then taking turns drawing all over this one guy. that was when i learned how to set things on fire with axe spray too :|a

other friend told me a story where he and ... other friend had stolen a big bag of m&ms which they apparently use for the mcflurries at mcdonald's, later they were high and throwing green m&ms at each other, "so many green m&ms" and somehow ended up making out... i was not involved in this one but it's a secret or something buhyooo

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