part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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Re: +1

[anonymous]

OHMYGOD YOU'RE EDWARD CULLEN!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

BUT I WANT DERE DERE EDWARD

[anonymous]

AS YOU WISH!

[GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK WITH A GLASS FILLED WITH LITERALLY ANIMAL BLOOD]

[PROBABLY JUST KILLED SOMETHING ON THE MEME.]

And now I must haiku (sup truth or dare). Slow mun will be slow.

[dam_stijl]

[he grabs the drink and -]
[fuck, what the hell is this shit]
What the fuck is this?!

THAT'S AN EPIC DARE

[anonymous]

DON'T YOU LIKE IT, EDWARD? I MIGHT HAVE PREPARED IT WRONG!

IKR?!

[dam_stijl]

[no, no he does not]
Maybe you should, I dunno -
just grab me a beer.

AND NOW BECAUSE OF THAT ONE ANON I KEEP SINGING THESE HAIKUS TO THE MELODY OF "FUCK YOU"

[anonymous]

I'M NOT SURE IF VAMPIRES CAN DRINK THAT!

I replied to that, why.

[dam_stijl]

[okay this is weird]
I'm not a vampire, k?
So gimme a beer.

BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME

[anonymous]

YOU'RE NOT EDWARD CULLEN?!?!?!

IDK about that. Also just say the word if you want to end the thread, I am not easily offended.

[dam_stijl]

[what. who is that guy.]
No. I'm not Edward Cullen.
[seriously, who]

I JUST WANT MY TWITARD ANON PERSONA TO GET MAD FIRST

[anonymous]

YOU LIAR! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

[SLAPS]

LOL well then.

[dam_stijl]

[he just - wait, what the -]
[shoves you against the meme wall]
Why did you do that.

HE'S A HORRIBLE PERSON

[anonymous]

YOU'RE NOT MY EDWARD!

Well. On the surface...yes. Quite the douche :D

[dam_stijl]

Who is Edward, huh?
[because it sure isn't him]
You have the wrong guy.