part 254 lizard queens

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon! Or evening, or night, or morning. Or twilight. Do you have any quotes that make you feel better no matter what? One of my favorites is I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEN from the Simpsons. I don't know why, but those five words always put me in a much better mood! Actually most Simpsons quotes do, really. Sometimes I imagine America like

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[dam_stijl]

[oh, don't mind this guy]
[he's just sitting here, chilling]
[maybe he should smoke]

Way to throw Ned for a loop lol

[dam_stijl]

[he's really surprised!]
[he actually called him hot]
[watch Ned laugh - a little]

[then back to serious]
Yeah, sure. I'd use cute for you.
[a nod, and more beer]

he likes to please people

[ca_na_duh]

[He admits - it's nice to see the guy laugh]

[safdsgf BLUSHING]

But, but I'm not! .....Thank you anyways.

[dam_stijl]

[it rarely happens]
[but if you catch him off-guard - ]
[it's much more likely]

[also if he's drunk]
[pffft] You're not blushing, are ya?
[yes, he is a dick]

Yeah, if you say so.
[have the tiniest smile, ever]
[from behind the can]

[ca_na_duh]

No....I'm not blushing. R-really.

[Rubbing at his face, trying to calm down]

[He does not see the smile. Have a pout because Netherlands is a hot mean guy]

STUPID SEXY NETHERLANDS

[dam_stijl]

Yeah, sure you aren't, kid.
[stupid sexy netherlands]
[meanwhile: drinks, buhyoos]

INDEED 8(

[ca_na_duh]

[inner sobbing

DROWNS SORROWS IN BEER]

[He decides to try relax, slouching down in his seat with a sigh]

B)

[dam_stijl]

Anyway. Tell me.
What do you like to do, huh?
[c'mon, talk to him]

[actually, you know...]
[now he wants a smoke] Want one?
[and he lights his own]

I like bicycles.
[that sounds silly to him, even]
[yeah, he'll blame the beer]

aaah icon *q*

[ca_na_duh]

Eh? Oh. Um. I do ice hockey and cooking. Sometimes I go see Cuba and America. France too when he's not busy fighting with England...

[Looks over and shakes his head] No thsnk you. [not drunk enough for that yet]

[He laughs at that] Bicyles, huh? I'm sure you'd look pretty good on 'em!

*A* as well. Also headcanon = Netherlands has a great ass. He's picky about trousers because of it.

[dam_stijl]

Huh. Ice hockey. [smoke]
[not gonna lie, he likes that]
What do you cook, then?

[er...about that France...]
[shrug] I didn't think you would.
[now that would shock him]

Yeah, bicycles. [hmph]
Hey. I do look good on 'em.
[Ned has a nice ass]

:Ua my headcanon is that Canada has a big butt that he hides in baggy jeans

[ca_na_duh]

I make pancakes. Poutine sometimes too. Oh, and cookies and brownies! [He's getting hungry...]

[swigs his beer and supresses a burp before smiling at the image of Netherlands on a bike]

I wouldn't mind seeing you on one!