part 256 stars scarce to be counted

[aphanon_meme]

Filling the darkness... with order and liiight, you are something something, stars, stars. Did anyone else watch the Les Miserables 25th anniversary concert on whatever station it happened to be on in your area? I loved Lea Salonga as Fantine, although um, I don't feel the same about Nick Jonas as Marius. At least the original Marius was there at

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[turns on the hot water faucet]

[at full strength]

1/2

[banyaatmidnight]

[IS STILL A MAGICAL GIRL]

[THE STEAM PROMPTS HIM TO TRANSFORM]

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[banyaatmidnight]

[SPLASHES YOU]

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[OH GOD WHAT THE FU]

[IT BURNSSSSSSS]

[--wait are you now a naked magical girl taking a shower]

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[banyaatmidnight]

[YES]

[AND I HAVE NO FRANKENPENIS]

[NONE AT ALL]

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[AVERTS EYES]

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[banyaatmidnight]

[YEAH YOU BETTER]

[BECAUSE THE VAGINA IS MAGIC TOO]

[NOW]

[takes a magic axe of power]

[and HURLS IT AT YOU]

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[OH SHI]

[KUNG FU DODGE]

[WITHOUT LOOKING]

[well hullo blood spurting out of his shoulder]

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[banyaatmidnight]

[goes to your wound]

[sticks a finger in the blood]

[and LICKS THE FINGER]

Is the price you pay for causing me such discomfort.

that is the second time someone has stuck a finger in my hks' wounds this week :'V

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[ALMOST SCREAMS IN PAIN but manages to stifle it as a whimper and backs away rapidly holy shit]

W-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL.