part 256 stars scarce to be counted

[aphanon_meme]

Filling the darkness... with order and liiight, you are something something, stars, stars. Did anyone else watch the Les Miserables 25th anniversary concert on whatever station it happened to be on in your area? I loved Lea Salonga as Fantine, although um, I don't feel the same about Nick Jonas as Marius. At least the original Marius was there at

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[dam_stijl]

Not into food, huh.

[dam_stijl]

[his chuckle's cut off at the next spank - ]

Okay, okay, got it. [he kind of needs somewhere to put out this cigarette. he steps out of his pants and really wants to fold them up and put them somewhere - but - ashtray first, pants second and looks around]

You got an ashtray or somethin'?

[dam_stijl]

Ashtray? What do I look like, a smoker? Go put it out outside... and brush your teeth!

[dam_stijl]

[huff]

Fine, yeah. [goes and puts it outside, then comes back in and folds up his pants. he could put 'em on but if he's going to bed anyway...]

[pauses, considering]

I'll brush my teeth after dessert.

[dam_stijl]

You don't get any dessert because you were a smoking sassy little brat.

[dam_stijl]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[dam_stijl]

No I am not, and watch that mouth or I'll wash it out with soap!

[dam_stijl]

[no you won't, he's way taller than you. ha-ha]

I'll say whatever the hell I want to. [ha]

[he's gonna make his own dessert if you don't do something, you know]

[dam_stijl]

No you won't!

[grabs a bar of soap from the nearby kitchen sink]

See this? This is what goes in your mouth when you say bad words like that!

[hasn't ever accomplished a mouth soaping BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TRY]

[dam_stijl]

[crosses his arms and begins an endless stream of cursing]

[whattaya gonna do, huh?]

[dam_stijl]

That's it!

[Gonna lunge for you with the soap!]

[dam_stijl]

[and he's gonna grab your arm mid-lunge and laugh]

[dam_stijl]

Ah!

[struggles]

Hey now, that's not fair!

[dam_stijl]

Too bad.

[yep, still grinning. and just to rub it in he'll pluck the soap from your hand with his free arm and check it out]

What brand is this? Looks nice.

[dam_stijl]

It's Dove and--

[wiggles]

Lemme go so I can soap you good!

[dam_stijl]

[abruptly lets you go. he still has the soap, though]