part 257 cabins by the lake

[aphanon_meme]

Has anyone on the meme seen this movie - Cabin by the Lake? It's one of my favorite "horror" movies... well, not sure if I'd call it a horror movie, maybe a dark drama/comedy. It still creeps me out! The sequel isn't half bad, but the first one is definitely better.

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You do realize he's back to normal out of that thead.

[dam_stijl]

Why the hell d'you want me?

[grumps at the insult]

Yup! Just makes it more fun!

[amemus_romam]

Don't deny it! I may have lost Germania to you, but I'm not letting you take Canada too!

[is meaningfully rubbing the hilt of a sword he's strapped to his waist]

Re: Yup! Just makes it more fun!

[dam_stijl]

Canada? The fuck are you on about?

[er...he'd have a chance in a fist-fight...but swords are another thing entirely]

[amemus_romam]

Canada, my wife! I know you've been trying to lure him from my side--I won't let you do it!

Go back and play with Germania, you faithless adulterer! No...even Germania deserves better!

[dam_stijl]

[he has no idea what you're talking about and is thisclose to just punching you. but. that sword]

Yeah man, I'm not doing anything with Canada yet.

And what the hell would I want with Germania? (Is he even alive?)

[amemus_romam]

Lies! I know all along how you've been romancing him...sending him gifts, singing sweet swords to him!

But you know what?

If you touch him.....

[draws his sword an inch out of the sheath]

[dam_stijl]

Yeah, you're fucked in the head, old man. [he doesn't do gifts. er. normally]

[...oh]

Well hell, if you're gonna be that pissy about it, fine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

[amemus_romam]

.....PEDICABO EGO VOS ET IRRUMABO!

[pulls out the sword with his right hand]

[AND CHARGES RIGHT AT YOU]

Oh dear.

[dam_stijl]

[FUCK]

[dodges and...]

Re: Oh dear.

[amemus_romam]

[unfortunately, Rome doesn't go for cutting and slashing]

[like any good soldier, he's trained to stab.]

[since you dodged, you're safe for now....from the sword, anyway]

[dam_stijl]

What the hell was that about?!

[he only does well in fistfights and coalitions. someone give him a coalition, stat]

[amemus_romam]

[whirls around, aiming for your stomach]

Stay away from my wife and we'll see you leave this place in one piece!

[panting a bit from all the yelling and attacking]

[dam_stijl]

Whoa, man. [holds his hands up] Since you didn't hear it the first time - I'm not after "your wife".

[don't kill him dying is so inconvenient]

[amemus_romam]

....Proof!

[continues breathing hard]

[dam_stijl]

[splutters. grumpily]

How the fuck am I s'posed to give you proof?

[amemus_romam]

.......So you can't! You're guilty!