part 258 dusty old bones

[aphanon_meme]

Full of green dust! Happy Friday... Saturday... Sunday? I'm not good at time zones. In any case, the sun is shining here for once! Of course the ground is still covered in snow, but at least it's not all grey and icky and I can have my window open and enjoy some pretty natural light. Hoe was your week? Good? Not so good? Baby bear's porridge?

Comments

[anonymous]

HELLO HELLO HELLO!!

[dam_stijl]

Do you have to be so loud?

[anonymous]

[pause]

YES I DO BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WON'T HEAR ME!!

[dam_stijl]

[flinches and scowls]

You ever think people don't want to hear you?

[anonymous]

Ah-

[bites lip]

[tears up]

[dam_stijl]

[god damn it]

Don't cry, that's even more annoying.

[gj ned]

[anonymous]

Y-You said... you said...

[BURSTS INTO LOUD, ANNOYING TEARS]

THAT NO ONE WANTED TO HEAR ME!!

[dam_stijl]

[when all else fails, resort to grump]

Now I definitely don't want to hear you. Go back to your mom.

[anonymous]

[EVEN MORE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS SOBBING]

I DON'T H-

I DON'T H--

[HICCUPTS]

I DON'T HAVE ONE!!

[dam_stijl]

[fuck]

Go somewhere else. [shrugs] A bar.

[anonymous]

I CAN'T GO THERE, THEY'LL KICK ME OUT!!

I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!!!

AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ME!

[FALLS ON HER BUTT, A SOBBING MESS]

[dam_stijl]

Why not?! [angry face!]

Fuck no, I don't want to hear you. Look at you.

[rubs his hand on his face]

Just - shut up - and you can stay here. If you have to.

[anonymous]

'CAUSE YOU, YOU, YOU--

[HICCUPS]

HAVE TO BE EIGHTEEN!!

[LONG, HORRIBLE SNIFFLE]

IF I STAY HERE WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?

[dam_stijl]

[oh. sucks to be you]

I didn't say that. Will you stop yelling?

[anonymous]

BUT THEN HOW WILL YOU HEAR ME?! IF, IF I DON'T YELL, THEN YOU WON'T KNOW I'M HERE!!

[dam_stijl]

I can hear you just fine. Your hearing must be shit, though.