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aphanon_meme

part 258 dusty old bones

Mar 25, 2011 15:45

Full of green dust! Happy Friday... Saturday... Sunday? I'm not good at time zones. In any case, the sun is shining here for once! Of course the ground is still covered in snow, but at least it's not all grey and icky and I can have my window open and enjoy some pretty natural light. Hoe was your week? Good? Not so good? Baby bear's porridge?

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dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:05:55 UTC

What.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:08:05 UTC

oooooooooooooooooh mister netherlands ohhhhhhhh

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:10:47 UTC

[raises an eyebrow at you]

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:12:11 UTC

MISTER NETHERLANDS OHHHHHHHHHHH

skrrrrrrrrrrt

/crawls up your leg

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:14:35 UTC

[what the - shakes you off]

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:15:38 UTC

No! No! No good, Mr. Netherlands! I have a mission! Skrrrrrrrt!

/crawls up more! nice pants. tries to get into nice pants.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:18:01 UTC

What kind of mission...

[watches. worried and a little intrigued]

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:20:39 UTC

SKRRRT A MISSION OF IMPORTANCE!!

/wiggle waggle... gets into your pants! crawls around your inner thigh a little!

IT'S WARM DOWN HERE. SKRRRRT!

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:24:12 UTC

[freezes - he's not sure how to feel about this]

[awkward]

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:26:03 UTC

Has another eyes.gif marked this place, before? Skrrrrrrrrrt. It seems pretty fresh! I may have lucked out! Woopie!

/tries to get closer to MISTER NETHERLANDS' DICK

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:35:18 UTC

[this is so weird]

No. [and - hey!] Of course it's fresh, I shower, shit.

[OKAY it just got really weird]

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:43:00 UTC

No, no, no! Not just that! The scent of other eyes.gif! Skrrrrt!

/Makin' its way up and around and on your dick inside your pants!!! Likes it here.

Ahhh~ A nice new home. Skrrrrt.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:45:12 UTC

Shut up, that's weird.

[oh, fuck, he's actually responding to this, isn't he? bites his lip before shrugging and straightening up]

Not very shy, are ya.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:51:53 UTC

/skitters around on your dick a little bit, surveying its potential new home! yay~ yay~ each ball sack can be a bean-bag chair! or... sperm-bag chair!

Why would I be shy? Skrrrrrt.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 04:57:28 UTC

[eyes.gif, your home is getting less roomy with all this skrrrt-ing]

[puts his hands in his pockets and tries to pull his trousers away, a bit]

Right. Be a little less shy, then.

dam_stijl March 26 2011, 05:02:18 UTC

Woooah~ Wooooooah~ Skrrrrrrrrrrt! Gettin big! Gettin big!!

/skitter skitter around and around the lovely penis! Spidey-legs rollin' fast on that shaft! Oh yes!

Hmmm? Skrrrrt. Ain't being a bit shy! Skrrrt-rt!

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