part 258 dusty old bones

[aphanon_meme]

Full of green dust! Happy Friday... Saturday... Sunday? I'm not good at time zones. In any case, the sun is shining here for once! Of course the ground is still covered in snow, but at least it's not all grey and icky and I can have my window open and enjoy some pretty natural light. Hoe was your week? Good? Not so good? Baby bear's porridge?

Comments

lol what am I doing.

[dam_stijl]

[he didn't realize he was fucking you]

[but okay]

Re: lol what am I doing.

[teruhiko]

please I can do better

[dam_stijl]

[you don't know this]

[you haven't been with this]

[teruhiko]

I don't plan to be with... this...

[dam_stijl]

Well fuck you too.

[except not like that, apparently]

Re: lol what am I doing.

[dam_stijl]

I think that'd be more of a WAAAAAAUGHHH tbh

[dam_stijl]

Huh?

[dam_stijl]

Sex with you would be more of a WAUUGHHHh noise!

[dam_stijl]

[makes a note not to have sex with you. freak]

[dam_stijl]

ARE YOU MAKING A NOTE NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

THAT'S VERY RUDE

MAYBE I DON'T WANT YOU IN THERE ANYWAY

PLUS YOU SMELL LIKE ICE CREAM

[dam_stijl]

[and you're fucking loud. in a bad way]

[dam_stijl]

ARE YOU THINKING THAT I'M LOUD, BECAUSE I CAN BE LOUD IF I WANT TO BE, A LOT OF GUYS LIKE IT LOUD YOU KNOW!

[dam_stijl]

How did you guess.

I like it loud, not obnoxious.

[dam_stijl]

I CAN READ YOUR MIND!

WHAT'S OBNOXIOUS ABOUT THIS? I MEAN SURE BECAUSE I'M SAYING WORDS, BUT IN SEX IT'S MORE LIKE--AHHHH-AHHHH-OH GOD-OH GOD-JESUS!

DUH.

[dam_stijl]

[well then read this - get out]

[and this - you're hurting his ears, shut the hell up. you sound like a bad porno]

[dam_stijl]

YOUR MOM SOUNDS LIKE A BAD PORNO

I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WE BOTH

GOT

IT

ON

/STOMPS AWAY