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aphanon_meme

part 258 dusty old bones

Mar 25, 2011 15:45

Full of green dust! Happy Friday... Saturday... Sunday? I'm not good at time zones. In any case, the sun is shining here for once! Of course the ground is still covered in snow, but at least it's not all grey and icky and I can have my window open and enjoy some pretty natural light. Hoe was your week? Good? Not so good? Baby bear's porridge?

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Bored. Yep. Also he's still on happy cookies. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:38:10 UTC

[so this guy took a nice faceplant to the pavement the other day while riding his bike don't ask and tore a giant hole in his favorite trousers]

[meme, what do]

Re: Bored. Yep. Also he's still on happy cookies. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:39:45 UTC

let me fuck you through said hole

INTERNET. Y U LEAVE AS SOON AS I POST. Uh sorry 'bout that. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:53:48 UTC

So you wanna fuck my thigh?

Re: Bored. Yep. Also he's still on happy cookies. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:40:46 UTC

Buy new trousers...?

Or sew 'em back up!

Ugh sorry internet cut out. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:56:51 UTC

Dunno. [he's so cheap, anon]

[but - looks down]

It's a big fucking hole.

Re: Bored. Yep. Also he's still on happy cookies. dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:55:25 UTC

[RUNS OVER ON HER TIPTOES]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear! You'll have to get those sewn up!

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 05:58:06 UTC

[grins] Yeah. You got any tips?

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:03:13 UTC

[claps hands]

I can do it! I'll do it for free! I've always wanted to sew someone's trousers!

Just like Wendy... only it's not a shadow...

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:05:22 UTC

You've got a needle and thread, too? [color him impressed]

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:09:56 UTC

[whips out a pink frilly sewing bag]

I got everything!

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:15:59 UTC

[color him very impressed]

Nice bag. [and by that he doesn't mean the bag itself, but the existence of the bag]

Good - [shrugs them off and holds them out] - I can't fix holes for shit.

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:20:50 UTC

[OH MY GOD]

[drops the bag and covers her eyes]

You can't just - I mean you gotta - put some other pants on!

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:25:05 UTC

[laughs so hard at anon's prudishness he nearly drops the trousers]

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:27:32 UTC

[doesn't even dare to peek]

Don't -- don't laugh! Put on some new pants, please!

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:33:36 UTC

[doubles over ahahhahaahahah soooo sheltered ahahha]

dam_stijl March 28 2011, 06:36:39 UTC

[BLUSHES AND FRETS]

It's not funny! I just don't want to see - it's not appropriate - it - don't laugh at me!

[stomps a little]

Do - do you want your pants fixed or not?

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