part 258 dusty old bones

[aphanon_meme]

Full of green dust! Happy Friday... Saturday... Sunday? I'm not good at time zones. In any case, the sun is shining here for once! Of course the ground is still covered in snow, but at least it's not all grey and icky and I can have my window open and enjoy some pretty natural light. Hoe was your week? Good? Not so good? Baby bear's porridge?

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I'm gonna be the slowest motherfucker so maybe driveby IDK.

[dam_stijl]

Who do you think would win in a fight - me, or your brother.

IT'S OKAY i'm fine with slow!

[lookscold]

Nor would.

[ NOW. Keep in mind he really hasn't seen you fight, and he's kind of been around Norway his entire life AND HE HAS SEEN HOW SCARY NORWAY CAN GET.

His opinion is pretty biased. ]

Slowtopiaaa I'm all over the place tonight /sob

[dam_stijl]

[looks surprised and frowns at you]

Really? Why's that.

IT'S OKAY i'll be here all night 8);

[lookscold]

I've been with Nor since I was little. I've seen the things he can do. I'm pretty sure he punched a sea monster at one point, too...

[ Though that was probably just a fantasy he had as a kid.

Also he would never say these things to Norway's face. GOD FORBID he lets Norway know he thinks this well of him. ]

Ohhhh all night you say B)

[dam_stijl]

Punched a sea monster.

[he's not sure if he should laugh or - well, anons here really don't have faces, he's found. could be true]

Tell me about that.

alllllll night B)

[lookscold]

Well, the details are kind of fuzzy...

We were on a ship and a long sea monster jumped over the ship... And Nor punched it back into the ocean!

I think?

It was a long time ago. Sea monsters are obviously extinct now.

Why are we such creeps everyone should keep us far away from each other. TOO BAD B)

[dam_stijl]

[takes a minute to let that sink in and not burst into laughter at iceland's last statement. that's...pretty badass, if it's true]

Y'sure that troll of his didn't help?

HAHAHAHA noooo way B)

[lookscold]

I don't think the troll helped. The troll is a jerk, anyway. We don't exactly get along, so I don't think he'd be there if I were there. Which I was.

[ Kind of fought for Norway's attention as a kid. Didn't like when the troll got more attention than him. ]

/FLIPS AN INTERNET I had this written out too.

[dam_stijl]

How is it hard to get along with a damn troll? Thought it did whatever Norway wanted it to.

your internet is such a jackass sometimes, huh ;__;

[lookscold]

We just had our differences, I guess. It obeys Norway when it has to. It's complicated. I haven't seen it around for a while, though.

/cryyyy

[dam_stijl]

[laughs] What, it didn't like cod? [he's being lighthearted, icey. enjoy while you can]

That's good. [he doesn't really want to meet it]

/patpat

[lookscold]

[ Even if you're being lighthearted, Ned, this Icey isn't too impressed with your joke. You're not taking him seriously at all. So you're going to get this face in your direction, but he's not going to say anything else on that. ]

Why?
Are you going to fight Nor or something?

[dam_stijl]

[rolls his eyes] Geez kid, take a joke.

Not planning on it. [crosses his arms] Guess it could happen, though.

[lookscold]

Well, it's a relief to hear you're not planning on anything, then.

[ Winces a bit. ]

I told you before not to call me a kid. What do I got to do to get you to stop?

[dam_stijl]

[nods at that]

Shit. [he forgot about that. habits are hard to break] Sorry - [coughs] - yeah. You don't have to do anything. I already said I wouldn't.

[lookscold]

Right...

[ Huh. That's different. He usually has more trouble convincing people. It's refreshing. Thoughts on Netherlands = More positive than before. ]

Well, that's good.
I can understand if it was a mistake. ... Thanks.