part 259 dramatic close ups with a wide angle lense

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've

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Fffffft why the fuck not. /throws him under the bus for the billionth time

[dam_stijl]

How the hell do you seduce a Norway.

[takesyourcake]

Not that way.

[dam_stijl]

Your advice is shit. Get a new job.

[takesyourcake]

Your attempts at seduction're shit. Don't think I haven't seen you with other me.

[Norway, on the other hand, got into Norway's pants with barely any trouble. Think on that for a bit]

[dam_stijl]

[grumps]

That's why I asked in the first place, fucker. I'm not an idiot.

[takesyourcake]

M'pretty sure you're an idiot if y'can't even tell what you're doin' wrong by now.

[dam_stijl]

Fine. I am. Happy?

[takesyourcake]

Glad we finally agree on summat, yeah.

[dam_stijl]

[huff]

Why do I even bother with you guys. You're not gonna tell me anything, are you.

[takesyourcake]

'Course not. Y'have t'go about it properly.

[dam_stijl]

[so close to just storming away]

And I'm here to ask how to "go about it properly", if you didn't notice.

[takesyourcake]

Well, s'not difficult.

Just be subtler 'bout it. And bein' too insistent, that's just annoyin'.

[dam_stijl]

Subtle. [damn. subtle's not really his forte]

Sounds like I have to wait for him to make a move.

[takesyourcake]

Y'could be waitin' quite a while, then. But stay on his--our--good side.

[dam_stijl]

Oh, no shit. So you're saying there's a way to do it without waiting around.

[grins]

Wanna show me?

[takesyourcake]

M'fraid you've already ruined it.