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[aphanon_meme]

Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've

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Hahhahahahahha ILU.

[dam_stijl]

[huffs]

What now.

I SAID I WOULD DO IT. I'M GOOD ON MY WORD

[le_coq_gaulois]

[SCREECCHIING HALT.]

Oh, Netherlands...it's good seeing you again. [No mood for small talk.]

I just, ah, well, I was wondering -- how are you feeling lately? [Because he's been doing pretty shitty, ohz.]

GLORIOUS.

[dam_stijl]

Yeah, cut the shit. Other than not having cigarettes, I'm fine.

IT'S WHUT I DO BB

[le_coq_gaulois]

Good.

[Because you're not about to be good as he thrusts the paper at you.]

[Just. No words.]

[dam_stijl]

[looks at it]

[folds it up and puts it in his wallet with a frown]

I don't think I have to worry. We didn't fuck, exactly.

[doesn't mean he's not gonna get tested at three different places tomorrow though]

[le_coq_gaulois]

Non, but it doesn't really take much...or so the doctor informs me...

[Awkward look away, shuffle shuffle.]

[dam_stijl]

[freezes with it halfway in]

And how much does it take?

[le_coq_gaulois]

...

[Um.]

Genital contact...?

[Hrm.]

[dam_stijl]

[snarls and stuffs it haphazardly into his wallet as he grumbles]

Why the hell don't you get tested once a week, anyway. Thought you were smarter than that. Guess not.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? A WALKING STD? OH WAIT...]

Why would anyone get tested once a week? This is not something that has ever happened to me before! I was beginning to fall under the impression that nations weren't suseptible to such things! [D:]

[dam_stijl]

So you're saying you don't get laid as often as you let on, huh.

[if he's gonna go through this he's getting in as many insults as he can]

Guess they are. Now you know. Get tested more often, fucker.

[good luck getting him into bed again]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[You break his heart.]

[!!!] Th-that's not true at all! I assure you that I am much more active than you will ever be! [Lies.]

Why hadn't I been informed hundreds of years ago?! [DD:]

[;____;]

[dam_stijl]

[he could give less of a shit right now]

Yeah, whatever, don't be a dumb shit about it then.

[he don't curr] So that's been festering for decades. Fucking gross.

[crai moar, france]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Y so mean, Netherlands. THEY'RE NEIGHBORS.]

[;_;] It is not my fault! How was I to know? [He just sorta fraternized without a care. College student forever.]

[dam_stijl]

[ugh, way too close]

Getting tested more than once a decade would be a start.

[wondering if there's someplace open right this second]

Can I go yet?

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Jerk.]

[Yes, he'll start doing that about once a goddamn day now.]

[Nods, sniffling to himself.]

Y-yes, you may go. [SO HURTFUL.]