part 259 dramatic close ups with a wide angle lense

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've

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http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/67906.html?thread=667574850#t667574850 hee

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[OH]

[OH IT'S YOU]

[AIMS A TACKLES IN RAGE]

[with flames in the background how dramatic]

[and still in a dress]

I SAW THAT like his day needs to get any worse PFFFT.

[dam_stijl]

[stumbles and pulls both of them down right into the fire]

[rolls over and pins him down - who gives a fuck that they're in a fire, not him]

You. Blew up my damn smokes.

[ow ow ow ow owwww so hot ignore it]

today is make-netherland's-day-terrible-day \eue/

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[THE HEAT IT BURNS]

[...literally but good thing he is used to burning himself]

Yeah.

I did.

[ow gdi that wasn't supposed to happen and he's probably got a couple of bruises from that, but he ignores the pain and glares up at you]

I LOVE IT.

[dam_stijl]

[they're kind of burning and he kind of doesn't give a fuck fuck today]

Why the hell you would you do that?!

[oohhhh this game again. he's got a nasty, nasty glare for you]

MASOCHIST

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[NEITHER DOES HE though at some point they.. probably should..]

Why not.

[right back at you, together with added insolence]

NO NO THE WORD IS SADIST, DEAR.

[dam_stijl]

[he's not going to for a while]

That's a shit answer. Is it about Iceland? I told you to talk to the damn - to him.

[tempted to throw a punch. digs his fingers into your wrists instead]

SAME DIFFERENCE.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[...well crap]

I dunno, maybe.

[but oh god that hurts, his glare faltering ever so slightly]

EHHH NOT QUITE.

[dam_stijl]

[too angry to feel much right now]

Maybe, huh. [twists your arms around while still pinning you down with his hips] You picked a bad day to fuck with me, kid.

[good - he grits his teeth and meets it head-on]

HENCE THE OXYMORON

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[and he can feel the ground starting to cook his clothes]

Is-- [shit ow] is that so.

[the realisation that he is in deep shit hits and he starts trying to struggle free]

D'OH.

[dam_stijl]

Oh yeah. [leans all of his weight down and just keeps them there with a sarcastic laugh] Wanna hear about it?

[aaand the fire creeps closer]

First - this scrawny little shit blew up every tobacco product here. [moves to dig his elbows into your arms] Imagine that.

sob internet being retardedddd

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[his eyes betray the first hint of panic as he watches the fire before they return to glare at you]

[--interrupted by a wince of pain]

P-pretty impressive.

My life. Chi got to you, yeah?

[dam_stijl]

[you can probably hear him grind his teeth by this point]

Sure, if you call something that sloppy sophisticated. [narrows his eyes] I'd call it a pointless, annoying prank.

/brofist ;; and yep! though now that I think about it doesn't he have hk pinned with his hips? \3

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[narrows his eyes back, a trace of smugness making its way into his voice]

But it worked.

Eh, he's little, he can squirm enough.

[dam_stijl]

[huffs]

Yeah, it did. Not sure what you got out of it, though.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE щ(ﾟДﾟщ) and sorry parents came innn

[xiaolongbaozhu]

The chance to blow up shit.

[...subtley (or not so) trying to wiggle a leg free from underneath you...]

It's coooool~

[dam_stijl]

That's it?!

[sooo doesn't notice - too busy trying to wrap his mind around wasting so much money on explosives, brb]