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[aphanon_meme]

Meme, darling, light of my life... is Livejournal... working? I'm not sure. I hope it's working again. I am crossing my fingers. Literally. It's hard to type like this though so I'm going to uncross them, but hopefully that will not hurt the luck. But, anyway... how was your week so far? Mine has been pretty good. I got a package in the mail I've

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Re: +1 unless internet hates me blah blah

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Slow clap at taking the bull by the horns and doing a nation take over the old school way.]

[Will not explain his slow clap.]

[le_coq_gaulois]

I am quite calm. I only wish to know what you have been doing with my sister.

[Raises both brows, unimpressed.] Oh, nothing in particular, I assure you.

[dam_stijl]

I don't trust to you remain calm, either. Talk to her.

[rolls his eyes at france. two can play that game]

Good.

[le_coq_gaulois]

I'd rather hear it from the man who had been with her, to be honest. [He's gonna get it out of you.]

Fine. [Hrmph.]

My internet is cutting out like every other minute /HULKSMASH

[dam_stijl]

[damn, he's persistent]

Yeah, well don't flip out on me.

It's okey. We're American.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[It's France. What do you expect?]

How horrible could it be? [No really, he wants to hear.]

Fauxer.

[dam_stijl]

[he should know by now]

We just fucked. [frowns] Not sure why you'd care.

Lies.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[He really should.]

Oh. [Eye roll.] Then why was it such a secret?

...semi-truths?

[dam_stijl]

I thought you'd freak, that's why.

[because he sure as hell would hypocrite]

no, never.

[le_coq_gaulois]

My sister is free to have relations with who ever she pleases. [Though he's totally gonna have a talk with her. He can be promiscuous, but HE WORRIES A LITTLE FOR HER OKEY...]

My Captcha is "france shiumn" wat.

[dam_stijl]

Yeah...

[he's kinda jealous france is able to be so lax about it. not that he'd ever say]

I mean - good. So you're not gonna bitch at me.

WHUT DOES IT MEAN. IT'S SO BRIGHT, IT"S SO VIVID. DOUBLE FRANCIS DOUBLE FRANCIS. SO INTENSE

[le_coq_gaulois]

Non, of course not.

[A pause, narrowing his eyes.] Though, it would be quite a shame if you ever do wrong with her. [Shruggity. Take that as you will.]

WAAAAH

[dam_stijl]

Wasn't planning on it. [he'll narrow his eyes right back then]

[and while they're at it....]

Don't fuck with my sister, either.

/SCREAMS

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Looks disappointed, just acting it all.]

Does that mean I can't fuck her? if so, then it's far too late for that clause~

I knew you'd take that route ;) /DRAMA TIEM

[dam_stijl]

[serious face]

You what.

You know me too well~

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Smiles easily.]

What? I've had relations with most of Europe, Netherlands, do not look so surprised. In fact, your sister was quite memorable after the last great war~