part 260 pranks two days late

[aphanon_meme]

How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well

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[xiaolongbaozhu]

[TEAR THEM UP]

[okay no he still looks like shit and feels he shouldn't be there but they're cheering him up slightly after this whole ordeal]

[but only slightly]

[lookscold]

[ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. ]

Hong! Stop it!

[ Tries to put the teared up flowers together. Oh shit. OH SHIT.

Also he's kind of too busy panicking to notice how beat up you are. Nice friend, huh? ]

HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY TEAR THEM UP but oh well

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[iceland you treehugger you]

[or should I say flowerhugger]

[quietly just watches you panic over the flowers with some amusement]

OH I DIDN'T READ CLOSELY ENOUGH I GUESS 1/2

[lookscold]

[ jdlksgnadg okay... okay... ]

Hong, do you want to piss off the elves--?!

actually 2/3

[lookscold]

[ Finally notices your... Condition. ]

Oh guð....

3/3

[lookscold]

[ Plops down next to you and hugs you tightly. ]

The elves... They... They already got to you...
I'm so sorry, Hong...

[ HE IS SERIOUS ABOUT ELVES, HONG KONG. ]

I know it must've hurt more than anything, but don't worry. We'll fix the flowers and they'll leave you alone... Ég er viss um að hann er hryggur, álfa ...

...lmao iceland

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[...WELL]

[he wasn't expecting this but he doesn't mind it at all, and closes his eyes to lean against you with a small amused laugh]

[even if you've got it all wrong and you're kind of hurting his dislocated arm]

Wasn't elves.

SERIOUS BUSINESS

[lookscold]

...

[ Well. Now this is awkward. But Hong Kong is obviously leaning against him, so he'd feel bad backing away now. ]

What happened, then?

THE ELVES WILL GET YOUUUUuuuuuuuu

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[he's tired and he hurts and he feels pathetic for getting so beaten up and he just wants a shoulder to lean on okay...]

Nothing you need to know.

YES

[lookscold]

[ Awwwwwwww... It's okay. Iceland can manage to be there when it really matters. ]

...
...
...

[ Even if it's difficult. ]

Is someone bullying you or something? An older nation?

[ Way to play mom, Ice. ]

all they make me think of for some reason is garden gnomes :Ta;;

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[see if he told you you'd just feel bad for being indirectly responsible]

[maybe]

[why yes he is passing up a chance to guilt-trip Iceland why do you ask]

Sort of.

Not really.

THEY'RE INVISIBLE PEOPLE

[lookscold]

[ That's because Hong Kong is secretly a sweetheart, I'm sure. ]

... Sort of? Not really? I don't understand.
Was it an accident?

INVISIBLE GARDEN GNOMES, THEN

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[oh no you have discovered his deepest darkest secret]

[don't worry, he'll be back to annoying you as his usual douchey self in no time at all]

Nope.

NOPE.

[lookscold]

I'm confused.

[ Backs up a bit. Man, that arm is in rough shape, too. ]

Whatever happened, you should probably see a doctor or something.

WELL HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THEY'RE INVISIBLE

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Got into a fight and lost, basically.

[rests his chin on his knees with his arms wrapped around them, fixing his eyes listlessly on a ruined flower in front of him]

Everything should heal fine on its own.

BECAUSE THEY SAID SO

[lookscold]

...

[ Okay, Iceland is seriously worried. Hong Kong is never this bummed out. ]

You shouldn't get into fights. Especially with people who are stronger.

[ Says the guy who tries to avoid any physical fights. ]