part 261 maximum overdrives

[aphanon_meme]

oh, Livejournal... it's still kind of spotty for some people, so if comments aren't updating the solution (so far) is to view it logged-in. Errors, errors, everywhere, and not a drop to drink

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+1 poke for spain, italy, englandcat etcetccc

[poliziaverde]

[leans against the nearest wall nomming at his pizza]

[watching you all]

oic

[dam_stijl]

The fuck are you looking at.

Oh hello!

[poliziaverde]

Nothing, sir! I was just doing my job!

btw don't mind thread dropping/thread jacking/slow tags/backtagging/etc

[dam_stijl]

Yeah? [lights a smoke] And what's that.

[also kinda eyes that pizza]

Gotcha!

[poliziaverde]

[pulls the pizza away so he could speak clearly]

I'm a policeman! England is my boss and I have to report any funny things to him immediatedly. [pauses] Unless he's having a nap!

It's pretendy funtimes, man.

[dam_stijl]

[....wat]

Why the hell is that moron your boss.

[suddenly wonders what "funny things" are]

Yeah it is, so I don't mind whatever ya do.

[poliziaverde]

Because he's the head police officer! So I'll have to do my best to impress him to get my promotion!

/cartwheels across the subject line, then!

[dam_stijl]

Huh, didn't know that.

So you've gotta - what. Catch criminals, eat pizza, ride a moped - [tossing out some stereotypes here]

impressive!

[poliziaverde]

[Nods and then shakes his head]

No moped, because England said I have to walk and run everywhere instead! And I'm eating pizza cos it's my break too!

I am a small derp and will fit o7

[dam_stijl]

Fuck that, you need a moped. Use your brother's.

[hums to himself and glances at the pizza again]

What is it.

tinediserp!

[poliziaverde]

He's not a policeman. But Spain is! I could use his moped?

Hm? [glances to pizza slice] pepperoni with extra tomato and cheese! Did you want some too?

LOL yes hello?

[dam_stijl]

He's got one? [already planning on swiping that shit]

[oh] Sure. If you wanna share.