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part 261 maximum overdrives

Apr 07, 2011 19:39

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dam_stijl April 10 2011, 07:51:47 UTC

[but can he sell them]

kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 07:59:47 UTC

[ Put googly eyes on them, and bam, a product fit for the meme! ]

a;dlfkj hello! dam_stijl April 10 2011, 08:04:18 UTC

[but are there actually googly eyes on them, or is that a suggestion]

Hollah! kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 08:06:00 UTC

[ Oh! They look like pretty normal bananas to me! ]

[ Until you peel them. The eyes are cradling underneath the skin. ]

/pokes an LJ /c'mon post for me LJ dam_stijl April 10 2011, 08:11:43 UTC

[picks one up]

[inspects]

The hell -

LJ is being a prankster to everyone... kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 08:17:12 UTC

[ Oh! You're talking! ]

Well, ain't this a modern banana bun-fight, eh?

[ Picks up a banana, too.

... Uses it as a pretend gun. Pew pew. Riiiiight in Netherlands' direction. ]

/flip it - into shape - shape it up! dam_stijl April 10 2011, 08:23:03 UTC

A - a what.

[just stares]

[does not understand this creature]

WHIP IT. WHIP IT GOOD. kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 08:31:48 UTC

[ Ignores. ]

Sort of brilliant, ain't it? A bunch o' bananas like this...
Can't eat 'em all. Better to just pretend they're somethin' else...

[ Holds it up to own ear. ]

Ring ring ring...

[ ... Then balances it on own hand. ]

I don't mean on the phone! Hahaha!

[ Places one on top of Netherlands' head. HAS TO TIPPY-TOE A LIIIIITTLE BIT TO DO SO. ]

Nice bonnet, mate.

INTO SHAPE. SHAPE IT UP. Also Ned officially thinks this kid is crazy. dam_stijl April 10 2011, 08:44:21 UTC

Yeah....

[watches]

[not sure what to do]

[uhm banana on his head]

The hell. [shakes it off] Y'gonna sell those or not?

JUST AS PLANNED kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 08:47:50 UTC

I'm not gonna sell 'em.
Not plannin' on takin' the risk to test out the product before sellin' em.

[ Peels one and hovers it close to Netherlands' mouth. ]

Say, aaaaaahhh, mate. Gotta make sure they're choice.

POOR GUY. ...before the cream sets up too long /hums dam_stijl April 10 2011, 09:03:03 UTC

So I can take 'em.

[uh - okay this is better, he can do this]

[makes sure to lock eyes before opening his mouth, licking it, and finally taking as much as he can into his mouth which is a lot, he's had practice]

[makes a questioning noise even as it's halfway down his throat]

adsjkgnasdgasd kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 09:12:39 UTC

Well, y'don't get colly wobbles from suckin' things with a bit o' girth, there, eh? Workin' it like a shippie.

[ Turns the banana around and around and around while in your mouth. Totally ignoring that questioning noise. ]

ENGINES ARE A' GOIN', MATE. THIS BANANA BE HITTIN' HYPERSPEED. VRRRRRRRRRR...

He started it man (LJ you gonna post for me?) dam_stijl April 10 2011, 09:21:21 UTC

[has no fucking idea what you're saying right now]

[but watch him ignore that gag reflex and that reflex to grab your hips while he's at it]

[rolls his eyes even though a banana's twirling in his mouth]

[take it as you will, kid]

this is true kiwitiepie April 10 2011, 09:47:50 UTC

[ WELL NOW. Things got a bit closer, didn't they? ]

... Leavin' no room for take off. y'know.

[ Takes the banana out of Netherlands' mouth. Bites into it. Chew chew chew. Germs are no big deal to New Zealand, that's for sure. Shallows and smiles. ]

I ain't spewin'. I think they're good. Especially after that super-special test y'gave it. Good as gold, and right the colour.

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