part 262 slippers made of glass

[aphanon_meme]

"Some claim the shoe was made of fur... others insist it was glass!" Don't mind me, just watching Ever After while writing and reading and staring at a wall. Cinderella is one of my favorite fairytales. I really like the Rodgers & Hammerstein version, too. "Impossible" has been my main ringtone for a while now, so I love it when people call

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...whooooa you appeared.

[dam_stijl]

Nah, even your hair isn't that stupid.

I don't know what possessed me! /eyes.gifs, eyes.gifs everywhere

[bake_einsamcake]

[... says the tuliphead]

I'm glad to have someone agree on how unreasonable this proposition is.

As always.

[dam_stijl]

[he's convinced that it looks far more stupid down. and if it's slicked back he looks way too much like germany, ew]

You sound like Austria.

True, I should have known better.

[bake_einsamcake]

Can you blame me?

[for being a little tense, that is]

[side-glancing at the eyes.gifs]

They follow me everywhere. One of them just offered me a beetle crown.

What do.

[dam_stijl]

[thinks] No.

Yeah, they like you a lot. [wait] A what?

/... just rolls with it

[bake_einsamcake]

A crown made out of living beetles.

PFFFT I'm such a slowpoke wow, hello.

[dam_stijl]

[flinches]

[seriousface]

You did not fucking take that.

No, you aren't! I'm just ~secretive~.

[bake_einsamcake]

Of course not!

Say, while we are speaking - are there still any vacancies in your holiday homes in Zeeland? Frankreich and I have thought about about spending a day or two before Easter.

[along with the horde of regular German tourists flooding Ned's home each spring]

I seeee.

[dam_stijl]

Good.

[huh]

Are you paying?

[bake_einsamcake]

Of course.

[he's his neighbour, he knows how he rolls]

[dam_stijl]

[shrugs - cash is cash]

Yeah, sure. Pay enough and I can pull some strings, too.

[good to know]

[bake_einsamcake]

Alright. I'll give you a call.

[looks around again - yes, they are still there, skrrrting at him from the shadows]

I should go back to my work now - oh, and don't forget to make sure they provide bicycles with recent check-up certificates!

[dam_stijl]

Which phone?

[almost grins at that] Definitely.

[bake_einsamcake]

[slowly moving out, keeping his eyes on the spiders]

Whichever one I can reach you at.

[dam_stijl]

[huff]

Fine. Do it.

[looks around]

And watch out for those. Fuckin' weird.

[bake_einsamcake]

You don't have to tell me that.

[Ned's understanding may be marginal, but it's still appreciated]